PrimeWire

The ONLY thing horrific about this movie is that it was actually made. The only thing good about it before I could waste 74 min of my life that I couldn’t get back, I can live without the 8 minutes I lost, but just barley. After watching the 1st 2 min, then had to fast forward to the end. This is not, I repeat, this is NOT anywhere even close to being labeled a horror. I couldn’t even call it a comedy because it makes you want to cry, unless you enjoy laughing AT something.
Even the main character, was two seconds to breaking character throughout the entire 6 of the 8 minutes that I watched. I know it was supposed to be a horrifying moment, yet she had a smirk on her face the entire time, and was two seconds to bursting out laughing. I can’t decide if that’s because she knew how atrocious the entire production was, or she knew that she is as bad an actor as the script. Whichever, doesn’t matter. I spent the last 6 minutes giggling and when there was finally one minute left, it was the longest and most painful minute of my life.
I know I know, one of my roughest reviews yet, but would you prefer that I lie? Last example so you get the full gist of what we’re dealing with here.
This movie was SO bad (How bad was it?) that I honestly thought it was day one of rehearsal and that the entire 74 minutes was a cold read.