I stand corrected. Imho, series 2 if off to a fantastic start!

Just finished series 1, so good! On to series 2.

I preferred the original google translate description myself before it was edited. It was a bit confusing and challenging and made no sense at all so it kept you guessing as to what this show was actually about. It made it seem a bit mysterious but now it just sounds a little pedestrian and mundane and K drama by numbers-ish; like the kind of thing that you’ve already seen a billion times before. I’ll probably give it a miss I think.

Oh great. We’re at war with the Colossal Beast again now too? Aren’t things bad enough already? He looks terrifying these days if that bus isn’t just a prop that’s only actually a little bit bigger than the size of my meat and two veg in real life. And what’s up with that eye? He wasn’t even that colossal when I fought him back in my youth all of those years ago and he was actually quite an attractive man back then too if I’m being a hundred percent honest. It was more like the wrestling scene with Oliver Reed in that Ken Russell adaptation of Women in Love rather than a proper scrap but he’s bigger and uglier now too by the looks of things and I’m pretty out of shape at the moment so some other bugger is just going to have to step up and deal with him this time because I’ve got dishes to wash and the dog is looking at me all funny too because he doesn’t understand why I won’t let him sniff other dog’s behinds any more when I take him for a midnight stroll because of all of this social distancing stuff.

WARNING! Do not open any link!
This is not worth of your time to watch!
(Thank me later)

One of my favourite Argento movies. Keep ‘em coming!

Edited edit: Just not worth it.

Not everyone has seen a Tarantino movie and I was merely trying to convey the main appeal in a concise way.
Had no idea (or maybe just forgot) about the foot thingy.
No idea who Lisa watshername is.

Leave that poor fish alone you big meanie! Pick on someone your own size and shave that thing off too because it looks ridiculous. It doesn’t make you look virile. It just makes you look like a twat. And nobody likes a bully. Well, some people do in a naughty bedroom kind of way but that’s different and you need to buy all kinds of fancy paraphernalia to really pull it off. I didn’t see that fish giving anyone it’s consent to be tormented like that though. It looked more aggressive and dominant than submissive to me and you can’t even buy PVC corsets for goldfish anyway. I just googled it and didn’t get a single hit. The show runners should be ashamed of themselves like I always am every second of my miserable life. A great episode to a great series. Lovely stuff in these difficult times.

It’s only dangerous if you don’t know what you are doing! Like giving money to someone or your phone number or your address or playing into someone’s nonsense. If you cross a line, then that’s the end of that!

Stronger, rounded noses, huh? I wonder what he would have thought about my dear old dad with the ski slope nose! Like Bob Hope’s! I learned a long time ago that what other people think is none of my business.

What others think means about as much to me as cement. It mostly means something to me if I walk on it! Plus, I realize that this is totally subjective. I love Dev Patel!

Introducing ethnicity and race into the picture makes the prejudice and horrible treatment of David more understandable. But, David was White so makes the inhumanity more pronounced. I have not seen this version and don’t plan to after watching the trailer.

I love the opening of this film (the first four minutes)…and then the ending! Hugh Dancy is a perfect David; I like Maggie Smith better as Aunt Betsey although I do like Sally Field. Anthony Andrews and Eileen Atkins are perfectly cast as the evil Murdstones as well as the rest of the supporting cast! I will say that this is my favorite version but I like them all. Thanks uploaders! 5/5

hehe, glo-wey! funny! raising my hand b/c i have a badge, too. a couple of
‘em actually! =) thx for the advice. i was a bit disappointed with this version also, so I may try your suggestion.

I agree wholeheartedly with this.

Watch the South Korean spin on Hansel and Gretel instead. It’s way better then this lukewarm turd of a movie and it is available on this site right now. Go on. You know you want to.

Hmmm. Not sure what to make of that having not watched season four yet. Seemed a bit just like a vanity project to get Marco D’amore on the directorial ladder and while it was watchable enough I’m not sure that it was absolutely necessary or added much to our understanding of the character of Ciro. Bit like that dull Breaking Bad spin off movie in that respect but at least in that we got to see Badger and Skinny Pete again and also the sadly now late Robert Forster too as the vacuum cleaner guy.RIP Robert.

Edit. Ha ha ha! Already downvoted by trolls. What on Earth was even vaguely contentious about my opinion? Nobody else has even bothered commenting on this movie. Forgive me for trying to pay scant homage to an actor I really liked. How. . . terrible of me. Downvote me more. It’s really giving me the horn.

I know about that but it still isn’t proof many rich people are shaken down over trumped up charges

I became disconcertingly mildly obsessed with this show when I was an insomniac adolescent about thirty odd years ago. It was on at about three in the morning on ITV here in the UK back in the days before cable and the internet so I got really in to it even though it was essentially just cheap, soapy trash. Part of me is embarrassed to confess to that and yet another part of me really wants to watch all a billion episodes back again immediately. ‘The Freak’ was an absolutely brilliant secretly vulnerable hate figure and Bea Smith was definitely not to be messed with. Those were the days. . .

eff 03/13 : Brand New Netflix Horror Anthology Series with 6 Episodes.

Spoken Language is Norwegian with HC (hard-coded) English Subtitles.

See the Official Trailer HERE.

The worst band in the world at their most pretentious and wanky? Thanks but no thanks. Bonio should have stuck to being a dog biscuit and known his place. And some bloke deciding to call himself ‘The Edge’; seriously? An actual grown up thought that was hip and cool and mysterious rather than just identifying him immediately as being a complete tosser? The mind boggles at that kind of arrogance. I wouldn’t wipe my arse on a U2 record (It would be seriously impractical, obviously)but that’s just me. I’ll wipe it on a Coldplay record instead.

Lovely to see links being added for this incredible series. I watched the whole lot back again a year or so ago and it was just as great as I remembered it being when I was a kid, although a fair few of the more adult themes flew right over my head back then. It’s an absolute classic.

What does it mean that you are blind and put all the movies you watch here on mute? I mean, c’mon.

there’s good subs on VLC so prob. on Opensubtitles too.

Subtitles for eps1,2 are for a different show. Dunno about the rest of ‘em.

vshare is shite and this link doesn’t even have any subtitles anyway.

Just what this site needs right now. More God bothering nonsense. Cheers for that.

or maybe…just maybe…i’m not interested in a keyboard warrior fight. real ones are much better. zzzzzzzz

Just fuck off you anal, pedantic cunt. A typo? Seriously? You’re giving it out to me because I found the whole concept of this show ridiculous but watched that first episode out of morbid curiosity on the back of that first comment? And I thought it was funny ‘peculiar’ as they say and wondered who on Earth this stuff is made for? Is that really all you have to chuck at a complete stranger here? Bring it on fuck face if you want to pick a fight. I’ll eat you alive, you sad twat.

No links for episode 10? That’s a shame because this does look appealing.

Well, I for one am pleased to see that this site seems to be getting over it’s recent silly and juvenile obsession with fundamentalist Christian propaganda and has decided to try turning gay today instead. That’s progress. It’s broadening it’s horizons, bless it. Let’s hope it learns from this and becomes a more inclusive and open website when it reaches full maturity.

Pretty much the exact same thing nearly happened to me the one and only time that I visited Sweden several years ago. They never mention those murderous pagan death cults in those little guide books that you buy at the airport before you go there do they? That’s probably something that needs looking in to I think. It is an almost breathtakingly beautiful place though, so there is that. . .

Great stuff. Back to it’s best!

This is lovely stuff so far. I’m only two episodes in but I’m loving it. Thank you to whoever is uploading this in the original subbed format rather than that horribly dubbed rubbish that made the first series of ‘Dark’ unwatchable for me when I was trying to watch it on here.

It’s a decent adaptation. I love the book and they’ve done a good job so far. Really nice stuff.