Fred gonna go find a real glory hole… hope there’s a big excavator waiting for him. Bye Big-Boot.
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Her Momma brought her into the world and her father helped her out…that gut punched me hard in the feels.
Thrilling watch. With current medical and health affairs in such disarray, it’s uplifting to witness someone pushing society toward an improved future.
Gangster gurl cannot stand the sight of poor lovelorn troll guy. How in the heck does he not know, see or FEEL her disgust and revulsion? Why would anyone wanna marry either of ‘em?? Hell naw they both just need to run away screaming.
Did not realize a Hollywood vampire became Batman. whoa, that even kinda ‘makes sense’.
Don’t see ‘Sandra Bullock’s husband’ getting thrown out of a.biker bar.” 🔥 LOL
Matt Le Blanc rolls in looking like everyone’s grandpa (tons of respect for being totally legit and normal). Awwwsome set replication made me puddle-up like going back to visit yer old dorm room. Smelly Cat srsly needs an Oscar.
Wow, Danny is some piece of work. There is absolutely no doubt he is going to try to Get his “daughter” to be his Wife and profess his love, it’s just so gross and icky, and that young girl is not gonna have any of that grossness. What a Train Wreck, i’m gonna watch this with both eyes Wide open and a Bag of Popcorn.
I feel so bad for the wife, but you cant let people walk all over you, wipe their shoes off in your face and take a big dump in your mouth, come on lady.
Should of just hit him with a frying pan out of nowhere the first time he mention some bullshit like this, bet he would of never brought it up again!!!
Yikes. Why. How. WTH! Gotta agree, Danny should worry about frying pans - and people that ‘’Snap’’.
Dunno how programming ran so weirdly short, but while Tim McGraw wasn’t much to speak of… Steven and Martha poking at each other was def worth the price of a ticket.
Waitaminute, why’d they start throwing hatchets in the midst of their HUGE discover/mystery? Seems to indicate they found zilch’ - and yet, there’s ten different storylines [still] going everywhere. But what the heck is in that rock?!? Inquiring hatchets and blind frogs wanna know…
Anyone else got ‘Yellowstone withdrawal’? Srsly, thinkin’ it might be good time to followup with another deep cowboy story. Going in…
The 5min babbling intro indicates its suk potential - and Voilà it certainly performs. No need to hang onto your pantyhose - nuthin happening here (oh wait they felt dizzy.)
All the heartbroken kids he’s been selectively abandoning - plus three wives failed and broken? Yeah, he might have serious es’plaining to do at the pearly gates according to his belief.
MacGyver + Aliens + Airplane. = top shelf trash. Aged SO well it’s even better! 10/10
Yay, our inner child gets to be Fraggle’d again! Okay the kids can watch too.
So, why aren’t they disassembling box underwater and hauling stuff up by hand? Can’t imagine it’ll stay intact being chain dragged - but I’m def here for it! Betcha the Oak Island Boyz are mad ‘cuz Blind Froggers actually found STUFF. js Where are all the weird side stories going?!
Errrrrttt —- why’r we lookin’ at PARENTS in bed debating younguns in heat? NO NO NO GO AWAY BETTY-BOOP and BOOP-PAPPA, I just can’t with you… halp my eyes!
‘’Waitaminute… a hitman?!’’ shitme dude That convos gonna need more than a minute. This girl is putting together an escape plan with disguise. First on list ain’t a green card.
Dang, that’s a mighty big pile of crushed feelings and abandonment. Owie: ‘’Three and a Half Divorces’’ starring nobody, with guest appearances by a gang of kids and their nanny.
More creepy campfire tales and rambling plots, with a LiDAR map stealing the show. But hangontoyourpantyhose ‘cuz there’s a 30sec wind gust that also doesn’t advance the story!!
This is not the average renovation show… these are freaky-ugly houses trying to win an HGTV Makeover. It’s not supposed to be hilarious, but I cracked up over the truly FUGLY designs, this is totally fun!
Waitaminute, why was no one crawling thru the HVAC? Pffft, I’m spoiled and gravely disappointed.
‘’Sadly absent-stud-dad looses fam’s pole position.’’Gotta admit sad or glad rly doesn’t cut it, ‘cuz kids are more important than his absent daddy routine. When he wouldn’t even accompany/support his daughter for spinal surgery: I was raging angry. His daughter will never forget (or forgive) and probably feel less than worthy forever. ON the bright side Mary is gonna stick around and annoy him for eternity. Sahweeeet!
So, grown men sharing spooky campfire stories ‘till they shyt themselves. But.wait.theres.more… filming ‘sounds’ in the forest. Good gravy is this supposed to be real?
Tossed salad, prostates, ‘wobbly knees’ and gasoline. Dunno what happened afterward ‘cuz my lungs and brain collapsed. ((Legit question tho… anyone got a body count on the show thus far? JEEZ!))
One divorce at a time sux hardcore… but 3.5 divorces is a ginormous black hole. Good News? No attorney fees! Mary giving NF’s whatsoever now, and willing to stick around regardless (ultimate retaliation) that’s a dang-hoot!
Terrific beginning in every sense. Rougher than Yellowstone in all the right ways.
‘’shoulda fukt meh whyle ah still had a fayce…’’ Teeters lines are absodamnlutely pure gold.
4.5 seasons and not one zombie… daggum it, we’ve been duped. Pffft, back to ‘’This Old House’’ boring live-geezers.
I just want to say i didn’t recognise Ben Afleck with that ridiculous haircut.
This cold-open had me cry laughing - tho it’s rare SNL is really funny anymore. (* I find out of character bits make theee very best shows too!)