Birmingham's comments

Would You Rather (2019)
Birmingham 0 points 2 years ago.

This wasn’t great, but it was better than a lot of modern horror movies. A fun watch. Some parts were hard to watch. I love that in horror movies.

XX (2017)
Birmingham 1 points 2 years ago.

This anthology was terrible. Not one story was scary. Production value was great, but these stories are just unfinished and terribly written.

Trouble Every Day (2001)
Birmingham -1 points 2 years ago.

This movie was boring and pointless. The plot was not clear, although it seemed mildly interesting. The movie explains nothing and only leaves more questions than it started out with. It wants to be surreal and moody, but it’s just pretentious and a waste of time.

The Boulet Brothers' Dragula (2016) S4 E1
Birmingham 1 points 2 years ago.

I love how hardcore the “exterminations” always are, but the original song blew. Sorry, Boulets.

Spree (2020)
Birmingham 0 points 2 years ago.

This was like a high budget Lifetime movie. The only good parts were whomever wrote what the fictional viewers were commenting on Kurt’s livestream.
This movie had the potential to be a good, dark social commentary, but it failed miserably with how boring and lame it was.
This should’ve been PG-13, it was so tame.
Also, that horrible shrew from Vanderpump Rules, the one that calls herself the female Tupac, Lauren from Utah, was in this, and so was Ariana Grande’s annoying ass brother.

Squid Game (2021)
Birmingham 8 points 2 years ago.

This is one of the absolute best modern shows that I’ve seen. 5/5
This was great, from start to finish. I 100% recommend watching this show.
Tip: As another commenter mentioned, if you want to watch this with subtitles (I highly recommend it over the dubbed versions), click the links marked “userload.co”. There are usually two links for that distributor, so if one doesn’t include the subtitles, the other does.

Harold and Maude (1971)
Birmingham 6 points 2 years ago.

This is a masterpiece.

The Cement Garden (1994)
Birmingham 0 points 2 years ago. (Contains Spoilers)

This was garbage. Warning: disturbing incest. Disgusting.

Terrifier (2018)
Birmingham 4 points 2 years ago. (Contains Spoilers)

The original short film was a lot better than this full length version, and it gets it done in 20 minutes. This wasn’t a terrible horror movie, though. It was better than a lot of newer horror movies, but it wasn’t great.

Terrifier (Short 2011)
Birmingham 1 points 2 years ago.

The ending on this original short film was much better than that of the full length film. The short is straight and to the point. The full length shouldn’t have been made.

Clickbait (2021)
Birmingham 1 points 2 years ago. (Contains Spoilers)

First episode didn’t do it for me. The sister is annoying, her acting is amateur at best, the casting is all wrong, none of the characters have any believable rapport, and the first episode cuts off right at a crucial moment, so it all feels like wasted time watching. Very lame tactic to get the viewer to watch episode 2.
The storyline is kind of interesting, but I won’t watch episode 2, because it just wasn’t entertaining.

The Midnight Meat Train (2008)
Birmingham -4 points 2 years ago.

What an incredible waste of an hour and a half. The CGI gore looks ridiculous. The storyline had too many plot holes. The ending was predictable.

American Horror Stories (2021)
Birmingham -3 points 2 years ago.

First episode was lame. Not scary. Not interesting. Terrible acting.
I hope this gets better.

Pig (Short 2019) (2019)
Birmingham 2 points 2 years ago.

I don’t know how this has an 8/10 on IMDB, I thought it was pretty lame.
I know it’s supposed to be funny, but it was just so poorly written and the actors weren’t great.

Open 24 Hours (2020)
Birmingham 1 points 2 years ago.

I gave it about 30 minutes before quitting. This movie is hokey.

Etheria (2020) S1 E2
Birmingham 1 points 2 years ago.

This episode wasn’t terrible, but it could’ve been so much better.

Etheria (2020) S1 E1
Birmingham 1 points 2 years ago.

It was interesting, but it was too short. Too many questions.
I hope the next episodes are better and not just like this one and many other shorts like it: make it interesting, leave tons of questions as a lazy attempt at not fleshing out an actual ending.