ChronicLover's comments

Yes, Dear (2000)
ChronicLover 3 points 2 years ago.

Great show. I miss it and can’t find it anywhere

Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021)
ChronicLover 2 points 2 years ago. (Contains Spoilers)

“And I promise you, I won’t turn into a supervillain and try to kill you.” 😂😂 I love ned.

Turner & Hooch (2021) S1 E2
ChronicLover 0 points 2 years ago. (Contains Spoilers)

This was a great episode, but the whole let’s remake Die Hard thing has been over done.

Kenan (2021)
Peevee -1 points 2 years ago.

I dunno guys. I think this is a pretty funny showbiz workplace sitcom (I want a Pam and Pamchop spinoff now!) with a pretty funny family sitcom on the side. Don Johnson is weird to see in a sitcom imho but he plays the token woke old white guy well.

I like it more than “Young Rock” (which should just be a political satire about the rock running for president and dump the young rock stuff) but less than the hilarious “Mr. Mayor” with Kyla Kenedy as Orley!

ChronicLover 1 points 2 years ago. (Contains Spoilers)

I think the show young rock is a way for him to reveal skeletons in his closet and a good way to get peopl used to the thought of him as president. He may be thinking of running for President irl.

M*A*S*H (1972) S5 E2
ChronicLover 2 points 2 years ago.

This is episode 3 not episode 2.

M*A*S*H (1972) S5 E1
ChronicLover 2 points 2 years ago.

Why is this only part one where is part 2?

The IT Crowd (2006)
Daehock 1 points 3 years ago.

id really honestly like to see this if anyone can manage to find a copy of this utter atrocity.

ChronicLover 1 points 2 years ago.

Same, I’ve been looking for a long time and every link I find is dead.

Parks and Recreation (2009) S2 E6
ChronicLover 1 points 2 years ago. (Contains Spoilers)

How is that a prank?

The Little Rascals (1994)
ChronicLover 1 points 2 years ago.

I totally forgot Mary-Kate & Ashley were in this.

Kenan (2021)
ChronicLover 2 points 2 years ago.

I went in to this wanting to love it, but my god this is a gigantic turd. I couldn’t get past the first 7 minutes. I love Kenan Thompson, but why this? It was so excruciatingly painful to watch.

iCarly (2021)
ChronicLover 1 points 2 years ago*.

The b-plots kind of suck. The original series characters are still as great as they were before but the new ones are not that great. Laci Mosley’s Harper is an okay character, and Jaidyn Triplett is very stiff in her acting and delivers her lines with a rubber stamp attitude.

“A rubber stamp piece of acting is conventional, false and lifeless. It has its origin in theatrical routine. It conveys neither feelings, thoughts nor any images characteristic of human beings.” -Konstantin Stanislavski 3 out of 5 ⭐⭐⭐

ChronicLover 1 points 2 years ago.

I rescind my statement about Jaidyn Triplett.

Return to Green Acres (1990)
ChronicLover 1 points 2 years ago.

That vhs buzzing is annoying😭😭

iCarly (2021)
Tinker_Pixie95 3 points 2 years ago.

Okay who the heck gave this show a low rating even though it’s barely started??? boohoo Miranda’s not a child anymore, get over it. I personally am really diggin this grown up Carly even better! The humor has grown up along with us, who grew up on the original iCarly series.

ChronicLover 2 points 2 years ago.

Probably not the issue people are having with the new series. Most likely that they are pissed that Jennette McCurdy decided to retire and isn’t in this show. Yes the show is not as great without her character Sam ,but acting was not something she wanted to do with her life and was forced into it in order to help her family make a living.

iCarly (2021)
ChronicLover 1 points 2 years ago*.

The b-plots kind of suck. The original series characters are still as great as they were before but the new ones are not that great. Laci Mosley’s Harper is an okay character, and Jaidyn Triplett is very stiff in her acting and delivers her lines with a rubber stamp attitude.

“A rubber stamp piece of acting is conventional, false and lifeless. It has its origin in theatrical routine. It conveys neither feelings, thoughts nor any images characteristic of human beings.” -Konstantin Stanislavski 3 out of 5 ⭐⭐⭐

High Test Girls (1980)
ChronicLover 2 points 3 years ago. (Contains Spoilers)

This is a very campy movie, yet I somehow can’t stop watching it. It’s oddly entertaining.

Old School (2003)
ChronicLover 1 points 3 years ago.

I tried watching this on the tbs and tnt apps, but they kept crashing. I am glad this site exists.

Falling Down (1993)
ChronicLover 0 points 3 years ago. (Contains Spoilers)

Review by Quora user Jason Bell.
“D-FENS is 1950s America, its values and beliefs roaming through savage, post-recession 1990s gangland LA, getting beaten down and erased from society. The glasses, shirt, pen holder and briefcase (note the apple) are the character. He’s the film’s “bad guy” only to that LA environment. The ‘50s cues and eradication of run throughout the movie.

The movie is packed with so much imagery that easy to miss.

D-FENS isn’t a person. He’s an era: post-WWII/Korea boom times of the American dream of financially comfortable, gainfully employed, patriotic, altruistic, stable family, white middle class USA. The film showcases the eradication of D-FENS’ era with the war zone and widespread unemployment of then modern LA because of disastrous government policy, banking industry greed, lethargic citizen decadence and selfish apathy. Tom Wolfe beat the screenwriters to the selfishness problem by two decades with “The Me Decade.”

Not being a person but a concept, and note every violent outburst is comical, because the socioeconomic situation is one big terrible joke, D-FENS doesn’t have a psychiatric disorder. While modern viewers would assume he’s some banal white racist, the army surplus scene shows that he isn’t. He’s a walking, talking, explosively bitter and angry anachronistic value system, exceptionally performed by Douglas.

Through the film the glasses get damaged. More imagery that D-FENS’ window to the world is cracked and distorted. The “home” he wants to get back to, ‘50s pleasantville, doesn’t exist. Many references to “not economically viable,” tenacious park beggars, cold-blooded gangbangers shooting innocent bystanders in daylight, presenting urban USA as a nightmare of a failed society.

The film is that apple pie is dead; gone are stable careers, edenic family life, replaced by something in the direction of Escape From New York with endemic greed and apathy, obsession with cheap useless consumer products; refused breakfast by a dyspeptic Whammy Burger manager dweeb in the silly suit.

Duvall’s character, the loving faithful husband, deceased daughter, mournful hurting household, is a whole other movie within the movie of how US society treats each other with contempt. The two meet up in the end for the first time. Duvall’s character, not unlike a calm, rational, wise fraternal American dream twin cousin, prevails because the values and beliefs of the ’50s era don’t need to die. By personal choice, anyone can uphold them, even if everyone or most around are contemptuous pricks or losing their mind. Prendergast is the cool, calm decision maker. His character makes altruistic decisions for what is best for everyone, putting his own life on the line if necessary, with only Det. Torres as ally and somewhat so Det. Brian. The Korean storeowner and Japanese cop characters are no coincidence. All imagery and dialogue and almost overcooked to drive the point further and further along.

D-FENS, spending the whole story defending values, can’t be psychotic since would mean ‘50s USA was psychotic. He’s the embodiment of assumed silent majority bitterness at the state of modern society, who expresses his discontent with violence with broken bat and gym bag of guns, which never works. By riddling the public telephone with bullets, another ‘50s nod, he’s become the ‘90s post-recession LA he detests. Like the character’s line, D-FENS orbits the far side of the moon in his LA ghetto travels, emerging back into radio contact to ex-wife, daughter and Prendergast, that his approach and methods to defending values, like his car and shoe, are broken beyond repair. The ’50s are gone but going berserk won’t solve the problems of the present.”

ChronicLover 1 points 3 years ago. (Contains Spoilers)

I don’t remember his car being broken, just stuck in traffic.

Falling Down (1993)
ChronicLover 0 points 3 years ago. (Contains Spoilers)

Review by Quora user Jason Bell.
“D-FENS is 1950s America, its values and beliefs roaming through savage, post-recession 1990s gangland LA, getting beaten down and erased from society. The glasses, shirt, pen holder and briefcase (note the apple) are the character. He’s the film’s “bad guy” only to that LA environment. The ‘50s cues and eradication of run throughout the movie.

The movie is packed with so much imagery that easy to miss.

D-FENS isn’t a person. He’s an era: post-WWII/Korea boom times of the American dream of financially comfortable, gainfully employed, patriotic, altruistic, stable family, white middle class USA. The film showcases the eradication of D-FENS’ era with the war zone and widespread unemployment of then modern LA because of disastrous government policy, banking industry greed, lethargic citizen decadence and selfish apathy. Tom Wolfe beat the screenwriters to the selfishness problem by two decades with “The Me Decade.”

Not being a person but a concept, and note every violent outburst is comical, because the socioeconomic situation is one big terrible joke, D-FENS doesn’t have a psychiatric disorder. While modern viewers would assume he’s some banal white racist, the army surplus scene shows that he isn’t. He’s a walking, talking, explosively bitter and angry anachronistic value system, exceptionally performed by Douglas.

Through the film the glasses get damaged. More imagery that D-FENS’ window to the world is cracked and distorted. The “home” he wants to get back to, ‘50s pleasantville, doesn’t exist. Many references to “not economically viable,” tenacious park beggars, cold-blooded gangbangers shooting innocent bystanders in daylight, presenting urban USA as a nightmare of a failed society.

The film is that apple pie is dead; gone are stable careers, edenic family life, replaced by something in the direction of Escape From New York with endemic greed and apathy, obsession with cheap useless consumer products; refused breakfast by a dyspeptic Whammy Burger manager dweeb in the silly suit.

Duvall’s character, the loving faithful husband, deceased daughter, mournful hurting household, is a whole other movie within the movie of how US society treats each other with contempt. The two meet up in the end for the first time. Duvall’s character, not unlike a calm, rational, wise fraternal American dream twin cousin, prevails because the values and beliefs of the ’50s era don’t need to die. By personal choice, anyone can uphold them, even if everyone or most around are contemptuous pricks or losing their mind. Prendergast is the cool, calm decision maker. His character makes altruistic decisions for what is best for everyone, putting his own life on the line if necessary, with only Det. Torres as ally and somewhat so Det. Brian. The Korean storeowner and Japanese cop characters are no coincidence. All imagery and dialogue and almost overcooked to drive the point further and further along.

D-FENS, spending the whole story defending values, can’t be psychotic since would mean ‘50s USA was psychotic. He’s the embodiment of assumed silent majority bitterness at the state of modern society, who expresses his discontent with violence with broken bat and gym bag of guns, which never works. By riddling the public telephone with bullets, another ‘50s nod, he’s become the ‘90s post-recession LA he detests. Like the character’s line, D-FENS orbits the far side of the moon in his LA ghetto travels, emerging back into radio contact to ex-wife, daughter and Prendergast, that his approach and methods to defending values, like his car and shoe, are broken beyond repair. The ’50s are gone but going berserk won’t solve the problems of the present.”

Falling Down (1993)
ChronicLover 1 points 3 years ago. (Contains Spoilers)

Shelia the Whammy Burger cashier seems to be turned on by him a little bit. 😂

South Park (1997) S15 E5
ChronicLover 0 points 3 years ago. (Contains Spoilers)

“Slash isn’t a person. He’s more like a… feeling in your heart, you know?” 🤣🤣

South Park (1997) S15 E3
ChronicLover 0 points 3 years ago. (Contains Spoilers)

What a glorious day for Canada, and therefore, the world. 🤣

Unhinged (2020)
ChronicLover 0 points 3 years ago.

Kurt Russell is unhinged. Tell me something I didn’t already know.

ChronicLover 1 points 3 years ago.

I meant Russell Crowe. I was smoking too much when I said that.

South Park (1997) S15 E2
ChronicLover 1 points 3 years ago. (Contains Spoilers)

Oh, that twist ending. I did not see that coming. I wonder if that’s ever going to come back to bite them in the ass.

Bless the Harts (2019) S2 E4
ChronicLover 1 points 3 years ago.

I did not see that ending coming.

Unhinged (2020)
ChronicLover 0 points 3 years ago.

Kurt Russell is unhinged. Tell me something I didn’t already know.

Candyman: Day of the Dead (2000)
ChronicLover 3 points 3 years ago.

I love how this movie completely shits all over the first 2؟

Candyman: Farewell to the Flesh (1995)
Trent 0 points 4 years ago.

I met some college students that lived at Cabrini Green, and they never heard of the Candyman. I was shocked! This was a very scary movie when I first seen it.
“Be My Victum!”

ChronicLover 2 points 3 years ago. (Contains Spoilers)

“Be my witness.”

Candyman (1992)
ChronicLover 2 points 3 years ago. (Contains Spoilers)

Review by Janet Maslin of the New York Times dated October 16 1992

Too many tales of the supernatural allow occult goings-on to take a garden-variety turn. But the imagination of Clive Barker is authentically strange. In “Candyman,” adapted by Bernard Rose from the Barker novel “The Forbidden,” the horror unfolds inside a housing project and plays out provocatively against a backdrop of racial injustice. For those who find this approach too unconventional, the Candyman of the title also has a reassuringly familiar hook where his hand ought to be. Using this, he slashes victims with suitable abandon.

After a perfunctory prologue involving careless, sexy teen-agers (any horror-film stalker’s favorite prey), “Candyman” settles upon a Chicago academic named Helen Lyle (Virgina Madsen) as its heroine of choice. A doctoral candidate whose studies lead her to the Candyman legend, Helen begins her own hands-on research into the story of this mysterious killer. She learns that Candyman (Tony Todd), a black man in a fashionably long coat who can be summoned by repeating his name five times into a mirror, was once the victim of a terrible crime and has been seeking his own form of justice ever since. His ashes are scattered at Cabrini Green, the Chicago housing project where much of the action takes place.

Mr. Rose, very partial to secret gateways into the netherworld, also gives Candyman a surprisingly soft touch. His gambits run toward “sweets to the sweet” and “be my victim,” and his taste runs toward Helen once she begins stirring up the memory of his past, through a series of suspensefully staged investigative episodes. That Helen goes from the halls of academe to a lunatic asylum during the course of the story says nothing to disparage her sleuthing talents.

“Candyman” is set up as an elaborate campfire story. More than once, it is said that what someone witnessed turned his or her hair white from shock. The film also has its share of novel touches, from the cute young student who dotes too much on Helen’s husband (Xander Berkeley) to the fellow academics who view Candyman’s crimes as a form of urban folklore. There is also an offbeat resolution to the tale, one that suggests there will soon be a new Candyperson in town.

The story’s unusually high interest in social issues is furthered by the contrast between Helen’s genteel condominium (which turns out to have a secret history as public housing) and the rougher atmosphere of Cabrini Green. At the latter, Vanessa Williams appears effectively as a young mother fighting to raise her baby against impossible obstacles, some of which emanate from the great beyond. The film’s spooky atmosphere is accentuated by Anthony B. Richmond’s cinematography and Philip Glass’s score.

Ms. Madsen’s performance is a lot more enterprising than what the material requires; the same can be said for Mr. Rose’s direction. Mr. Todd sounds suitably ominous when oozing lines like “the pain, I can assure you, will be exquisite.” Late in the story, both stars are required to play a kiss scene involving mouthfuls of bees. (Bees loom large in Candyman’s troubled history.) Whatever these actors were paid, it wasn’t enough.

The Other Guys (2010)
ChronicLover 1 points 3 years ago*. (Contains Spoilers)

Great movie. Michael Keaton’s Captain Gene (It’s just “Captain.” Just “Captain.” It’s not “Captain Gene.” I don’t have a kiddie show. That sounds creepy, “Captain Gene.”) Mauch and his inexplicably unaware TLC quotes were hilarious. Mark Wahlberg’s and Will Ferrel’s detectives Hoitz & Gamble go together like butter and sugar. You wouldn’t think it would be great, but it sure as shit is. The best scene was the ride along with the kid sliding to and fro across the seat while laughing hysterically. I think a lot of us would have wanted to be that kid.

The Heat (2013)
ChronicLover 1 points 3 years ago. (Contains Spoilers)

I love this movie. Mellissa McCarthy and Sandra Bullock are great together.
“I’ll shut the door on you. You lay down here and put your head in the door and I’ll slam it about 157,000 fucking times.”

Corner Gas Animated (2018)
ChronicLover 4 points 3 years ago.

Can’t wait for the new episodes coming out tomorrow.😄

The Adventures of Brisco County, Jr. (1993) S1 E22
ChronicLover 1 points 3 years ago*. (Contains Spoilers)

After this episode I’ve come to the conclusion that Pete and Wiley Coyote are cut from the same cloth.

The Adventures of Brisco County, Jr. (1993)
ChronicLover 2 points 3 years ago.

I wish they had made more of this show.

The Adventures of Brisco County, Jr. (1993)
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ChronicLover 2 points 3 years ago.

And you’re extremely hard to agree with. 🤪

The Adventures of Brisco County, Jr. (1993) S1 E22
ChronicLover 0 points 3 years ago. (Contains Spoilers)

It seems like everyone touches Pete’s Piece. 😂

Detroit Rock City (1999)
ChronicLover 4 points 3 years ago. (Contains Spoilers)

Every time I see her burn the tickets, I want to reach through the screen and smack the crap out of her. 10/10

28 Days Later (2003)
PonderThis 4 points 3 years ago.

Attention all Peaky Blinder fans, Cillian Murphy is in this movie from 2002! I’ll have to put this on my list to watch too.

ChronicLover 4 points 3 years ago.

When this movie first came out I didn’t know who Cillian Murphy was. Now whenever I see his name attached to a movie or TV show I know it’s going to be great.

Law Abiding Citizen (2009)
Doto 3 points 4 years ago.

I had forgotten how good this was, and well, almost everything about it… Glad I watched it again….really was worth going back in time

ChronicLover 1 points 3 years ago. (Contains Spoilers)

Same here, but I also forgot how messed up the beginning is. Now I cant watch it.

Archer (2009) S1 E1
ChronicLover 1 points 3 years ago*.

Love this show.

The Rookie (2018) S2 E20
MM -3 points 4 years ago*.

One of the most irritating sound trax ever in first half. Unnecessary.
A weak finale storyline. Disappointing.

The Rookie (2018) S2 E20
ChronicLover 2 points 3 years ago*. (Contains Spoilers)

Had he not ran home and touched everything, it would be easier for him to prove he isn’t crooked. We would have found Armstrong’s Dusty drywall fingerprint on the headboard. You can tell Armstrong wasn’t wearing gloves when he came home and was cleaning off his hands. Great cliff hanger. Can’t wait until season 3.

South Park (1997) S24 Special
ChronicLover 1 points 3 years ago. (Contains Spoilers)

I’ve gotta get me some of that special.

The 100 (2014) S7 E16
ChronicLover 3 points 3 years ago. (Contains Spoilers)

They’re all probably going to get eaten by some kind of mutant animal.

The 100 (2014) S7 E16
greenguy86 5 points 3 years ago. (Contains Spoilers)

Like we all suspected, the writers on this show ran out of ideas a long time ago. I really hope to see most, if not all of the main actors on new shows. Time really flys by if you’re not paying attention.

ChronicLover 4 points 3 years ago. (Contains Spoilers)

I know what you mean. It feels like yesterday was 2013.

The 100 (2014) S7 E16
ChronicLover 2 points 3 years ago. (Contains Spoilers)

What, no previously on? lol

Reno 911! (2003) S7 E1
ChronicLover 1 points 3 years ago. (Contains Spoilers)

Garcia looks like death warmed over.

The Rookie (2018) S2 E13
ChronicLover 2 points 3 years ago. (Contains Spoilers)

After the second Captain gets promoted, a new one isn’t introduced. I wonder why?

The Rookie (2018) S2 E12
ChronicLover 1 points 3 years ago. (Contains Spoilers)

14 people were in that car in the opening 😮

The Red Skelton Show (1951)
ChronicLover 1 points 3 years ago*.

I wish I still had the DVDs with every episode on them. I lost them in a hurricane or I would uploaded them.
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The Simpsons (1989) S2 E11
ChronicLover 1 points 3 years ago. (Contains Spoilers)

Dr Hibbert - “Mr Simpson, your progress astounds me.” ٩(^‿^)۶ the whole scene with Dr Hibbert.