Good build up and decent spooks towards the end, but very unsatisfying ending. Just above the 3/5 Meh category.

Some truly horrible CGI didn’t mar this film much, solid Werewolf movie in my opinion. Few decent jump scares and some great practical gore effects. would be a 5/5 but the CGI… shoulda stuck with practical effects in those parts.

Resounding… Meh. Formulaic as hell, was literally making calls to what was gunna happen seconds before they did.

2/5 wtf did I just watch… Costuming was great though, gave it an extra star for that.

How did I miss this absolutely glorious trainwreck? Throwback to cheesy 90’s anthologies that is a great drinking view. Only reason it aint a 5/5 is cos Bill Shatner aint in it enough.

Mediocre at best, predictable as hell, characters were one dimensional (that fucking Jock… couldn’t have been written as any more of a douchecanoe if they tried). The twist was cringey as far as I’m concerned, but still a better love story than Twilight.

Pity, as the premise could have been very cool, instead discount Megan Fox lead something that should have crashed moments after take-off.

This is why Hipsters need to stick to riding Fixies and listening to obscure music instead of writing Sci-Fi, and that ending can eat the entirety of me arse. I want my 93 minutes back, who do I call for that?

Also, obviously ripped the idea of Tribbles, duh.

Watchable …. Mediocre acting from the siblings and a bit off with directing with some of the scenes. However, still a watchable movie. I would appreciated and recommended a better climax.

Good shit. 5/5

Saw Aussie horror film and thought bugger it, why not.
Saw the house at the start and paused it. “Damn, that looks like my Nan’s house kinda…” then it hit me.
Not only had I seen the house before, I’d been inside it. Quick Google and sure enough, it was filmed in the town I spent most of my teenage years. Called a detail inside the house to the misuss for proof, and a few minutes later had it confirmed upon viewing.
Fuck’n eerie.

Movie itself, obviously low budget but some genuine jumps in there. Normally 3/5 for me, calling it 4/5 cos I felt really uncomfortable all the way through for some reason.

Christian John Wick, absolute pisser. Drunken watching only, trust me.

Any Horror movie with “Don’t” in the title is usually awful.
This movie just emphasizes that point.

This film and the one before it are some of the only horrors to make me go ‘woah’ in the killshots. Must watch, both of em.

Not bad but not good. Few scares yet pretty heavy in atmosphere and tension building.

I wanted zombies, Missus wanted a musical. Happy medium, and now part of the Xmas rotation with Krampus, Die Hard and Hercules Returns.

Watched this over on SHUDDER, it’s actually pretty bloody good, not a cringe fest like others of its ilk.

Meh.

Decent. Kinda like if Zombieland met Slasher film.

Mexican store-brand Stranger Things with a spit of People Trafficking and “Drug Lords”. 2\5 had scarier Mexican food farts.

Well… for all the movies Joaquin has been in, this was sure one of them.