the pacing of this movie is all wrong lol.. “you think this is a game!! my father is dead” …artemis goes from smiling like a fool to quickly saying “can I trust you?”..then takes off his protection goggles..holy crap..did they make this movie in 6 months? maybe even 6 weeks. The narrator who isn’t a dwarf..but is a dwarf..but is a gnome..but is a dwarf…big try hard and too many people in the movie are straining their vocal cords..I get it’s a kids movie, but cringeeeee

this was so cringy and hard to watch. The returning og’s look like they’re from the movie The Santa Clause 2 (with the plastic Santa?) ya..cuz they all look fake af looking. Also, Zack’s kid doesn’t look like his, it’d be better if Mack’s dad was Ben Schwartz (Jean-Ralphio from Parks and Rec)..also, Jessie Spano’s kid, who’s not some screen lookin thing is asking her to sing to him??..tf lol The show is 100x too absurd.

that guy chris is a pathetic cuck…if it wasn’t for Jeff that whole group wouldn’t eat lol…so literally no one of that group of 7 was “pulling their weight”.

if that guy was a wilderness therapist, I can see why he is no longer…he’s garbage at it. Not even defending Honorra or w/e her name is..she acted like a child, but so did the guys..then they later eat the same fruit she climbed a tree (which chris said was a waste of time/energy)..they at that fruit like it was heavenly, but when she got it for them it was “terrible”. I think the guys just wanted some booty poundin alone time..that shane guy is a lunatic, but that one chick is ignorant talkin about you don’t exert a lot of energy in the beginning.. lol THAT’S WHEN YOU DO!!! why???cuz that’s when you fukn have energy, later in the excursion you won’t have the energy to do major crap…so both are dumb and crazy.

So…the guy claims to have video evidence of this stuff..but nah, they’re showing fake footage lol “dramatization” wtf kinda trash is this

Uh..so why didn’t the “pin killers” have their world locked up? They lost…also, they didn’t release the worlds trapped in the case? Lazy writing.

Irvine helps the most worthless, useless, undeserving people istg. Worked in the RR business, no one doing that makes less than $100k a year and this dipshit needs a handout. So far, based on stats, 100 out of 140 restaurants they’ve “fixed” closed anyway lol.

uhh..was still pretty much garbage. I think people are desperate for any type of “decent” flick after that WW flop. The writing in this film is so bad. “You smell of the mother box!”…”You smell of the mother box, too!!”…”I’ll die before I tell you where it is!!”…steppen: “I”ll kill you if you don’t tell me!”…wow..such good writes. WW: “who are you!!!”..bad guy: “uhhh..” ww: “you have to tell me!! this is the lasso of truth..blah blah..you must tell me who you are!! that’s how this lasso works..it has powers, so tell me!!” bad guy: “ohhh!! my bad, i thought you asked me how my day was, oooohh ok..i’ll tell you who i am”..shit..utter shit..being a DC fan is great, but recognize shit when it shits all over the place, ok?