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Action Point (2018)
Frac -3 points 3 years ago. (Contains Spoilers)

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Shade_Chylde -1 points 3 years ago. (Contains Spoilers)

@Frac, RIGHT?!?!?!? :D

Action Point (2018)
Shade_Chylde -2 points 3 years ago. (Contains Spoilers)

Dude. If “Jackass”, “Meatballs”, and Porky’s” had a baby concieved at the Arkansas State Fair


Action Point (2018)
Shade_Chylde 0 points 3 years ago. (Contains Spoilers)

“It’s a porcupine, comes from the middle-french word meaning ‘Thorn Pig’.” “Hold my beer.”

The Umbrella Academy (2019) S2 E4
ac1d 3 points 3 years ago.

the KISS sequence was amazing

Shade_Chylde 0 points 3 years ago.

I am SO stoked for a 3rd season right now! <3

The Umbrella Academy (2019) S2 E10
Shade_Chylde 1 points 3 years ago. (Contains Spoilers)

WOW! What a friggin’ twist and ending! I definitely love this show.

The Umbrella Academy (2019) S2 E4
Shade_Chylde 2 points 3 years ago. (Contains Spoilers)

BEST use of Kiss “I was Made for Lovin’ You” in the history of the earth. And NO Jack, spoilers give away plot points and vital info, NOT OST info that can be googled.

The Umbrella Academy (2019) S2 E1
Shade_Chylde 0 points 3 years ago.

I was NOT disappointed, thank the gods that my loathing for My Chemical Romance didn’t steer me away from this gem.

Doom Patrol (2019) S2 E8
Shade_Chylde 1 points 3 years ago. (Contains Spoilers)

I’m going to be super pissed off if they kill Dorothy off, I think she’s absolutely adorable. They better find a way to keep her alive.

The Debt Collector (2018)
Shade_Chylde 2 points 3 years ago. (Contains Spoilers)

I was enjoying the HELL out of this, but I haven’t seen a worse “final shootout” since the original Star Wars flicks. I NEVER would have missed in some of those instances. He was in Iraq? Nah dude, I was in Nicaragua post-Noreaga, and I NEVER fucked the dog that bad
 There wasn’t even any DISTANCE to be blamed.
Scott Adkins? GREAT Martial Artist, TERRIBLE fucking triggerman.

The Order (2019) S2 E10
Shade_Chylde 1 points 3 years ago. (Contains Spoilers)

Utter bullshit season Finale. How are they going to kill her off and leave that piece of garbage Gabrielle alive instead? I REALLY hope they decide on a season 3 and take her stumpy little mean-girl-ass out brutally


Into the Dark (2018) S2 E8
Shade_Chylde 1 points 3 years ago.

Absolute Cringe with a side of Dull.

Tacoma FD (2019) S2 E7
Shade_Chylde 1 points 3 years ago*.

So glad it’s back! SCREW Covid! Man, the soundtrack on this episode reminded me of the intro to “Orgasmo” and “What Makes A Man!?!?!?” lol “I Whistle to WIN!” heheheheh :D

Alita: Battle Angel (2019)
Shade_Chylde 1 points 3 years ago.

Absolutely great. I was really surprised. I’m glad I have the time I do to catch films like this that have flown under my radar the past year or two. 9/10 for me.

Shaft (2019)
Shade_Chylde 1 points 3 years ago.

AWESOME soundtrack, funny as hell, and WAY better than the previous Sam L. remake. Absolutely fun and entertaining. Seeing Richard Roundtree still kicking ass is even cooler (not a spoiler, he’s in the trailer and the movie was ADVERTISED as having 3 generations of J. Shaft). Definitely going to watch it again.

Pokémon Detective Pikachu (2019)
Shade_Chylde 0 points 3 years ago.

I’ve always found Pokemon to be dumb and childish, but I actually really enjoyed this. Great concept, and friendly to those who have NO clue about the Poke-universe. Definitely a good watch for you and your kids, if nothing else. 4/5

Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw (2019)
Shade_Chylde 1 points 3 years ago.

Can’t wait for the next one. Love this. Statham and Johnson really have awesome chemistry, even when it gets cheesy. Idris should play villains more often too. Vanessa Kirby may be a badass, but she was just adorable through the whole thing to me. Definitely going in the favorites-vault. :D

Sonic the Hedgehog (2020)
Shade_Chylde 0 points 3 years ago.

SOOOO good. <3

Ip Man 4: The Finale (2019)
Shade_Chylde 1 points 3 years ago.

Such a good finale to an excellent series. I enjoyed this a lot. :)

DC's Stargirl (2020) S1 E10
Shade_Chylde 3 points 3 years ago.

Oh COME on man! :(

Christopher Titus: Amerigeddon (TV Special 2019) (2019)
Shade_Chylde 0 points 3 years ago.

I’d forgotten how much I love this dude. Funny as hell! :D

Cursed (2020)
etim 8 points 3 years ago.

Floki! Yay!

Shade_Chylde 5 points 3 years ago.

I had the SAME reaction, lololol

Cursed (2020)
Shade_Chylde 5 points 3 years ago.

Hooked at the end of episode 1. Yessssss


The Protector (2018)
Shade_Chylde 2 points 3 years ago.

Tried watching season 1/episode 1 multiple times. A book title was sud’d, but the spoken language wasn’t sub’d at all. Makes no sense. Reported until i got sick of trying to find a sub’d link.

Snowfall (2017) S3 E7
Shade_Chylde 1 points 3 years ago. (Contains Spoilers)

“The last dipshit to raise a 17 year old girl without an argument was Helen Keller’s ole’ man
”
I died of laughter.

You Bury Your Own (2015)
Shade_Chylde 0 points 3 years ago.

STUPID anticlimactic ending. I was into it for a few minutes, but gave up and let it run in the background 3/4 into it. 2/5 for me.

Road House (1989)
heatherzz 5 points 3 years ago.

Great movie. Awesome to see Patrick Swayze in top form. Passed in 2009. Jeff Healey..another sad loss 2008..and Canadian to boot, eh. And who doesn’t love you some Sam Elliott..the man doesn’t age. Great movie.

Shade_Chylde 2 points 3 years ago.

This will ALWAYS be a favorite from growing up! :D

Road House (1989)
heatherzz 5 points 3 years ago.

Great movie. Awesome to see Patrick Swayze in top form. Passed in 2009. Jeff Healey..another sad loss 2008..and Canadian to boot, eh. And who doesn’t love you some Sam Elliott..the man doesn’t age. Great movie.

Shade_Chylde 3 points 3 years ago.

I had the pleasure of serving Patrick in a restaraunt in AR when he was maintaining his Arabian farm back in 2003. He was a SERIOUSLY cool human.

Lovecraft Country (2020)
Shade_Chylde 9 points 3 years ago.

I’m SUPER stoked for this to come out! :D

NOS4A2 (2019) S1 E9
Shade_Chylde 1 points 3 years ago.

The streamplay link here is actually for episode 10, not episode 9, so be careful. Since it’s the season finale, the first five minutes are a massive spoiler. I got rope’a’doped accidentally


Year of the Rabbit (2019)
Shade_Chylde 2 points 3 years ago.

My new favorite thing! Utterly hilarious! :D

Dead Still (2020)
bevnick 2 points 3 years ago.

I heartily agree. Have you watched this one? https://www.primewire.ag/tv/1326030-watch-year-of-the-rabbit

Shade_Chylde 2 points 3 years ago.

Man, I got 6 and a half minutes into episode 1 and can already tell I’m going to love the hell outta this! Thanks!

Hereditary (2018)
Shade_Chylde -2 points 3 years ago.

Meh. Typical of the time period of trash horror coming out.

Letterkenny (2016)
Shade_Chylde 8 points 3 years ago.

I love this damned show, and now I love my Canadian neighbors even more than before. :D

Letterkenny (2016) S7 E6
Shade_Chylde 2 points 3 years ago.

I did NOT see that coming! Holy shitsnacks!

Dead Still (2020)
Shade_Chylde 4 points 3 years ago.

I thoroughly enjoyed this, it’s going to definitely be on my “things to keep up with”. The dark-humor and the unique concept are right up my alley! :D

Penny Dreadful: City of Angels (2020) S1 E6
yellow_rose1 1 points 3 years ago.

I was thinking I wasn’t liking it compared to the Uk version but it’s really cooking now

Shade_Chylde 1 points 3 years ago.

What UK Version? You mean the first incarnation of the series, from the US, also on Showtime? It’s an American show, the setting was just Victorian England. It’s the same show, same crew, they just did the same thing American Horror Story did and changed the theme to keep things fresh. John Logan is still the series-head/creator, of BOTH incarnations


Mythic Quest (2020)
Shade_Chylde 5 points 4 years ago.

As someone who holds a degree in Video Game Design and Development, and who worked for EA Orlando in the early part of the 00’s, I have to say, this is great. It’s absolutely “dumbed down”, but it would NOT have any comedic value if they got into the overly-technical specifics of the industry and design companies/teams. Everything here is a jab at either Blizzard or EA (a corporate headquarters in Montreal? lmao). I played WoW for over a decade, before it got so ridiculous it ceased to be entertaining, and this hits a lot of the “why’s” RIGHT on the head. The “Sunny” team created something really good here. I’m excited to finish this out now, and will be binging it over the next two days or so.

Tacoma FD (2019) S1 E9
Shade_Chylde 1 points 4 years ago. (Contains Spoilers)

“Yeah,I call it the Crystal Meth for Short
” I about shit myself
 This episode was AMAZING. <3 <3 <3

Harley Quinn (2019) S1 E7
Shade_Chylde 1 points 4 years ago.

Dr. Psycho: “Uhhhh, I taught that class at Boston College and we never covered anything THIS F**ked Up!”
This series has me DYING of laughter constantly
 lol

Penny Dreadful: City of Angels (2020) S1 E1
Shade_Chylde 1 points 4 years ago.

This did not disappoint! I am stoked to see this all play out. I was a massive fan of the Victorian Era Penny Dreadful series, and I have a really good feeling about this one based on the first episode.

DAVE (2020) S1 E9
Shade_Chylde 1 points 4 years ago.

On point. Bittersweet. Kinda sad. This episode had more human-substance that a lot of the others, while staying in the same comedic-zone as the preceding episodes. I hope this show goes on for a long, long time.

Black Mirror (2011) S4 E1
Shade_Chylde 0 points 4 years ago.

This was AWESOME! :D

Ozark (2017)
Shade_Chylde 5 points 4 years ago*.

Currently living in Southern MO in the actual Ozarks, so I had to give it a shot. This is an AWESOME series. I really enjoyed it, and can’t wait for Season 4!
Duuuuuude, that season 3 finale ending though!

The Walking Dead (2010)
bcjammerx 1 points 4 years ago.

I stopped watching years ago because I got tired of the exact same plot EVERY episode EVERY season
it’s been lame for a WHILE

Shade_Chylde -8 points 4 years ago.

Then why are you here running your D*sucker?

The Walking Dead (2010)
Shade_Chylde 4 points 4 years ago*.

Been a huge fan since before this was a show. I get really tired of people complaining because something that’s a DECADE old has some “slower” places meant to provide realistic insights to things other than shooting, killing, running, gunning, and fast paced action-heavy b.s. That’s NOT how the world works and it’s NOT how it would work if this show were within the realm of reality. Character development, scene setting, story arc shifts, and meta-plot adherence are all VITAL to keep a show this successful for this long. The current state of the show is ushering a new “big-bad” out to move past it and through it. There is a third spinoff coming after the COVID-19 crisis subsides, (wow, for such a horrible show, THREE series’ AND a set of movies about what Rick went off and did/went through are possible?!?!?) and I’m excited for it. People are very one dimensional (especially critics of TWD’s progression) and this show is NOT. Still a fan, always a fan.

The Blacklist (2013) S7 E12
GatoTone -1 points 4 years ago.

Glad the show is back on these mid season breaks are so annoying

Shade_Chylde 0 points 4 years ago.

I have been a die hard fan since the debut. Sadly, this is one of those listed as on production-hold due to Coronavirus, so short of what’s already filmed and finalized, we’re probably looking at another extended break soon.

The Outpost (2018)
Shade_Chylde -1 points 4 years ago.

Fantasy Cheese at its’ finest.
I was a big fan of Hercules and Xena growing up, Legend of the Seeker years later (even though it BUTCHERED the wonderful books), and a zillion other high-fantasy-cheeseball things throughout my life. This will improve as it progresses.
My only complaint is the Brewer character, Janzo. He is friggin’ insufferably awful. It’s like the actor is some weird cross between an oldschool Jerry Lewis character and Quasimodo, and THEN tries to play a character

Other than that, no real complaints. I can say I’ll stick with it as something to fill the spaces between other shows. :)

Underwater (2020)
Shade_Chylde -1 points 4 years ago.

Kristen Stewart is in it.
Even TJ Miller’s character can’t funny that dumpsterfire of an actress into making a movie starring her palatable.
Her character is like what would happen if Sigourney Weaver’s Ripley from the Alien movies crossbred with Dustin Hoffman’s Rainman, minus 100% of the acting chops from the parent characters

Ugh.

DAVE (2020) S1 E5
XoxOhGod -1 points 4 years ago.

“I felt like i was giving head more then getting it”. Hahahah lmao that made me spit out my drink from my nose.

Shade_Chylde -2 points 4 years ago.

“What are you? A Globe Trotter?”
I was wheeze-laughing! xD

Supergirl (2015) S5 E13
Shade_Chylde -3 points 4 years ago.

I absolutely LOVE Thomas Lennon. He never fails to bring chuckles and has nailed everything I can remember seeing him in since Reno 911. I think he was an EXCELLENT choice to replace that horrible actor they cast as the first Mxyzptlk.
I hope to see him more often throughout the DC TV-Universe because this was one of the only episodes of Supergirl I ever truly actually enjoyed, versus just watching it to keep even and current with the crossover stuff.