The I-Land (2019) S1 E1
sidemouse -2 points 4 years ago.

Thought I was watching a film, if only. 90 or 280 min. hard [to watch] time. Netflix threw a flat screen at me.
10 Lookers w/ Island amnesia. Instant female ego dual. Let’s explore - inland oasis. Boy. Girl. Kiss. Attempted rape. Blah x3. Alpha, Beta, but mostly Charlie males are All dumb as rocks. Donavan gags a shark.
K.C.’s pursed lips flap bullsh*t usually about Chase, teams w/ triedrape Moses.
A sign on the beach [professionaly made - in English!] fails to raise anybodies eyebrows, except for Chase. If you watch 2.5+ episodes - You will become per·ma·nent·ly im·paired. Save yourself.