Boiler : Jerry Seinfeld must be the next antichrist.
Gnostic_Alchemist : It's watchable
Gnostic_Alchemist : Good movie, some parts were cheesy.
roystervi : Very stupid
Danfis : They need to remove the comedy tag. Seriously, in no way shape or form could this be consi...
yellow_rose1 : Even though it was inevitable. I am in utter disbelief that this could happen in a first ...
Boiler : Jerry Seinfeld must be the next antichrist.
dicobalt : Dang. Weekend at Bernie's but real.
Out of the night that covers me
Black as the pit from pole to pole,
I thank whatever gods may be
For my unconquerable soul.
In the fell clutch of circumstance,
I have not winced nor cried aloud.
Under the bludgeonings of chance
My head is bloody, but unbowed.
Beyond this place of wrath and tears
Looms but the Horror of the shade,
And yet the menace of the years
Finds, and shall find, me unafraid.
It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishments the scroll,
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.