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HOW? How did this get a 4/10? Misty Mundae faux-lesbo horror-pr0n movies have better writing and make more sense. This movie was bottom of the barrel, neo-Nazi tripe. As though the South Park characters always complaining about how “they took arr jerbs” decided to write a screenplay. And honestly, for writing a movie about someone who served in the military, they should learn what that is REALLY like. There’s no such thing as a “special unit to rescue POWs”. The closest you can get would be special forces, but they show the dead guy in question at the end and he’s clearly just a regular Army infantryman.

The biggest fail though, is over and over through the movie, the protagonist uses a variation on the South Park guys’ statement, how “they took arr frerdoms” and destroyed Christmas…even though he also points out over and over that a) Christmas is a national holiday that is completely legal, and b) he is free to do whatever he wants as defiantly as he wants even though somehow his freedom has been taken. Don Quixote, Ross Perot, the Ghostbusters - all of them fought more REAL opponents than this guy. Yet somehow we’re supposed to be all ginned up and ready to use our LAST OUNCE of courage to fight his delusions alongside him?

Had this movie been about any other fight, it still would have stunk like a cadaver fished out of the Hudson River after a week or two. A 1.0 is probably too high.

Only watch if you’re tripping really hard or want to get blitzed by playing a drinking game where you drink each time something doesn’t make sense.