Hard to believe a cartoon whose whole reason for existing was to sell toys could turn out so much better than all the big-budget Michael Bay nonsense movies, but it totally did. And if you want to see a good Transformers movie, check out the ‘86 one where Hasbro or whoever made the toys wanted to revamp the toy line. They start the movie by basically killing off half the ones they were going to stop selling. :)

Lol - auteur filmmaker my ass. Dakota, you need to relearn cinematography. I mean, I like the color purple and all, but the film is shot in its entirety through a purple filter…which has the effect of also making it too dark to see half the frame a lot of the time. That may be on purpose given the obviously limited budget, but maybe make one less of these and use the extra cash to be able to have backgrounds or scenery.

Best part though, was a scene where one guy is berating someone else and says “because of your transgressions I will now sodomize you.” Silly line, but even worse, this is all written in some Gothic Calligraphy font (like your typical emo/industrial metal band would use) on the screen, and the word “Transgression” is misspelled “TRANGression” (my caps). So do they just re-add the text overlay in editing? Hell, no, they add another text overlay of the missing letter S, in a different, slightly smaller font and different color, then plant it on top of the N and G as though they can squeeze it between the other letters. :)

I had no idea Nunsploitation was still a thing :)

2011? Are we sure this movie isn’t about time travel back to 1995? I thought this movie was going to star Eddie Vedder from that pic. :)

If only the TV movie/pilot linked were the same one the DVD cover shows…that one looks much more exciting. The real thing would have been better if Kim Catrall had been wearing that lady’s outfit. ;)

This has promise for being in the “So bad it’s awesome” category…with Danny Trejo, I’m hop;ing this movie will be “Machete: Apocalypse Now” or “Machete vs. the Pork Belly Futures” :)

Umm, you need glasses. I’m blind as a bat and clearly see an “N”….just sayin’ :/~ Unless ur talking about the poster for the movie..then yes cos there is a white dot where the “N” is.

Umm, that’s not an “N” after the word “Gay” in the title, folks, that’s an “R”…as in Gayriggers from outer space.

The title is misleading - there’s very little naked and nothing about being dead that’s very different from being alive. Lower quality than even an Asylum zombie movie.

Don’t tell me Robin couldn’t borrow something off the Bat utility belt to take out the cultists!