GCarlin's comments

Idiocracy (2007)
GCarlin 14 points 3 years ago*.

buying up all the dvd’s i can find and burying them everywhere so future alien archeologists can figure out what happened to the human race…:P
may i have more electrolytes please with a tequila chaser..hic**%

Halloween Kills (2021)
GCarlin 15 points 2 years ago.

I really think they should finally really kill michael before old age kills jamie

Farscape (1999)
GCarlin 9 points 3 years ago*.

one of the top sci-fi series ever..original,well acted,quirky,funny and deep..plus how can i resist a young claudia black in skin tight leather…:P

Boss Level (2021)
GCarlin 6 points 3 years ago.

ground hog day meets edge of tomorrow..good one

Stay Woke: The Black Lives Matter Movement (2016)
GCarlin 8 points 3 years ago*. (Contains Spoilers)

LOL @ how easy it is for the elites to get folks to fight n kill each other while they burn and loot the world…”its a big club and you ain’t in it”

The Menu (2022)
GCarlin 5 points 1 year ago. (Contains Spoilers)

who would have thought a cheeseburger would save a life

Mars Attacks! (1996)
GCarlin 5 points 2 years ago.

just as funny and entertaining as the first time i saw it…all these stars just having a good time while making a great movie…5/5 definitely worth the watch

Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets (2017)
GCarlin 5 points 3 years ago.

I like this movie..premise is original and execution was good…all the hot tall models helped too…:P

Resident Alien (2021) S1 E5
GCarlin 5 points 3 years ago*. (Contains Spoilers)

scrub the pans before you leave…jeez my scotch just squirted out from my lips…funny writing…i think i will use this line with my girlfriend…”you’re so warm like ham”

Hamilton's Pharmacopeia (2016)
GCarlin 4 points 3 years ago.

i need to get high now

Cheech and Chong's Next Movie (1980)
GCarlin 4 points 3 years ago.

chong was a prophet when he said 40 yrs ago….when weed becomes legal I will have a job lol

Secrets of Playboy (2022)
LaserGuy 5 points 2 years ago.

Don’t really know if this is a hatchet job on Hef, or a expose’ of the Playboy Empire. Maybe a little of both. It’s an entertaining watch anyway..

GCarlin 6 points 2 years ago.

which do you think sells more views..a feel good fluff piece or dirt?
my take on humanity last 2 yrs is there is no shortage of people willing to sell out friends or family for $$$ or a lil security..sad

Wonder Woman 1984 (2020)
GCarlin 7 points 3 years ago.

not too impressed..but hey its free and its christmas..thx linkers for this present…:)
Writing: 4/10
Directing: 4/10
Acting: 3/10

The Hundred-Foot Journey (2014)
GCarlin 3 points 3 years ago.

Beautiful…now I feel good…:)

All Quiet on the Western Front (2022)
GCarlin 3 points 1 year ago.

if theres anyone with illusions of glory about war…or think war is the cgi and clean crap they show to fool people into enlisting..watch this…and cry for the poor fools fighting

Black Mirror (2011)
GCarlin 3 points 3 years ago.

what dark, original and disturbing writing.. love it..finally some intelligent writers

Mars Attacks! (1996)
ShadowWolf 6 points 2 years ago*.

Love this! “Naaah Naah Nah Naaah Nah” lol, the way they talk and I love anything with Jack Nicholson…it’s a must watch! Thanx 4 the reminder

GCarlin 3 points 2 years ago*.

glad i could help bringing back good movies..there must be 30 known stars in this movie

Serenity (2005)
GCarlin 3 points 2 years ago*.

Excellent finale to an otherwise too short of a series
(studio execs are a bunch of know nothing artistically challenged money chasing bureaucratic idiots for canceling the series)
WATCH the series first b4 this finale pls.

Invasion (2021)
GCarlin 3 points 2 years ago.

if it was still an analog world i would have worn out the fast forward button

CBGB (2013)
GCarlin 3 points 3 years ago.

so much memories in this great movie..perfect ending to a blitz filled weekend ..bravo

George Carlin's American Dream (2022)
GCarlin 3 points 1 year ago*.

did someone call for me? jeez can’t get any peace and quiet even when I’m dead
i just want to make sure they send my royalties to my favorite charity
psychedelic anonymous (where you can get high and no one asks your name)

Patrice O'Neal: Elephant in the Room (2011)
GCarlin 3 points 3 years ago.

i so needed a good belly laugh… thank you for all the laughter and joy you spread around… peace brother

War of the Worlds (2019) S1 E5
slick_cherry 6 points 2 years ago.

I’m not sure why an alien civilization so advanced it can travel light years across the galaxy… would arrive only to deploy drones that look and move like a toaster with legs. Figured they’d have something a bit more formidable.

GCarlin 3 points 2 years ago*.

yup…. plus everyone knows you need 4 legs to run , right spot? good boy..now go pee on the aliens 3rd leg… aliens must have had the lowest bidder make their drones.. :-)

Violent Night (2022)
GCarlin 3 points 1 year ago.

violent as a candy cane stabbing…2 bloody thumbs up

Star Trek: Discovery (2017) S4 E4
GCarlin 4 points 2 years ago.

I give this episode 9 fast forwards and 2 rewinds

The Matrix (1999)
GCarlin 4 points 3 years ago. (Contains Spoilers)

always enjoyable but cypher needed more imagination when saying his terms for re-insertion into the matrix ..yeah filthy rich is great but i would have added for the ability to talk to the animals too…hehehe

La Brea (2021)
GCarlin 4 points 2 years ago.

Im just waiting for Chaka to show up

Star Trek: Discovery (2017) S4 E3
GCarlin 4 points 2 years ago*.

there is enough drama in real life… bring in some klingons or borg (crying is futile) and those emotional outbursts will cease pretty quick :D

Resident Alien (2021) S1 E1
GCarlin 3 points 3 years ago*.

quick everyone downvote this show…if ‘they’ see us happy and content they will cancel this show leaving us hanging and miserable…like we’re suppose to be….this series is too good for our own good…/sarc..:P

Resident Alien (2021) S1 E1
Alien 3 points 3 years ago. (Contains Spoilers)

If they don’t downvote the show they could at least downvote us.

GCarlin 3 points 3 years ago.

they have…the world is lost without humor…activate the extinction devise

Invasion (2021)
GCarlin 3 points 2 years ago.

lol…everyone’s looking for aliens..its a cheap low budget no name stars tv drama..no money for cgi so lets make the aliens INVISIBLE..budget problem solved lol

Conspiracy Theory: Did We Land on the Moon? (2001)
GCarlin 2 points 3 years ago*.

this will answer your questions re: the moon landing..enjoy and get ready to smile and be entertained
https://www.primewire.vc/movie/1047527-watch-moonwalkers

Debris (2021) S1 E3
etim 2 points 3 years ago.

Ha! Yeah, it really gets me when some of these characters feel the need to touch some strange object they’ve found somewhere— and they get sucked into some blob or vortex or something. It’s like, ‘Pick Up A Stick, you friggin’ idiot’!

GCarlin 2 points 3 years ago.

they are just rehashing the old cop show routine….oh look, unidentified white powder, let me taste it..:D

Marvel's The Punisher (2017) S2 E1
GCarlin 2 points 2 years ago.

I would really love to have the physiology of frank castle being able to replace copious amounts of blood loss in a very short time. Hell of a season 1 and great start to season 2.

Where to Invade Next (2016)
GCarlin 2 points 3 years ago.

would be nice if this was required viewing in schools…but never going to happen since it may lead students to question our ‘reality’

Tom & Jerry (2021)
etim 9 points 3 years ago.

So…you liked it then?

GCarlin 2 points 3 years ago*.

lol etim…i liked tom n jerry growing up…think i outgrew cartoons once i noticed real women looked so much better than olive oyl…:)

Envoy (2014)
GCarlin 2 points 2 years ago.

hope they pick this up and make it a feature film…looks interesting enough

Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013) S8 E1
GCarlin 2 points 2 years ago*.

jake: hey boyle I have a corona joke for you, there’s a 99% chance you wont get it.
boyle: I bet you $100 I will..so tell me already

The Walking Dead (2010) S11 E24
GCarlin 2 points 1 year ago.

after walking for 11yrs…why arent the zombie soles wore out..why do they still have shoes?

War of the Worlds: Annihilation (2021)
GCarlin 2 points 2 years ago.

Really bad…with a baldwin brother

The Guardians of the Galaxy: Holiday Special (TV Special 2022) (2022)
GCarlin 2 points 1 year ago*.

not bad..not bad at all…..tequila shots for all…and a BLT

George Carlin: What Am I Doing in New Jersey? (1988)
GCarlin 2 points 2 years ago.

The greatest ever..I totally approve of myself..and a handsome gentleman too..:P

Farscape: The Peacekeeper Wars (2004) S1 E1
GCarlin 2 points 3 years ago.

perfect finish to an epic series…well done muppets

Star Trek: Discovery (2017) S4 E4
mattalica 4 points 2 years ago.

Yeah, in the first two episodes of this year there were flames shooting out of the walls on the bridge… and nobody seemed particularly surprised or even concerned. “Oh, the flames? That’s perfectly normal. Ignore it.”

GCarlin 2 points 2 years ago.

yeah, every time they took a hit/jolt flames would shoot out in the exact same spots…guess their regular FX guy had a day off and they filled his spot with the pyro roadie from a rock band…even all the flames were identical height and intensity like a rock concert lol
A for effort D for realism lol

Professionals (2020)
GCarlin 2 points 3 years ago.

perfect hollywood propaganda for a medical satellite to track the chipped cattle lol….decent stars but will pass on future eps…good example why hollywood was deemed essential by newsom…so much comedy material around nowadays dont even need to write new stuff,,,george is laughing from the grave

Firefly (2002)
GCarlin 2 points 3 years ago.

this show could have been on the same level of success as SG 1 if they just let it keep going…..at least i have the consolation of hoping that the network executive who cancelled this fantastic series is in hell receiving a weekly pineapple suppository

The Mandalorian (2019) S2 E8
GCarlin 2 points 3 years ago*. (Contains Spoilers)

well I sure didn’t expect a “Luke” alike…. hehehe

The Chronicle (2001)
GCarlin 2 points 3 years ago.

i remember this..was pretty good reminded me of nightstalker but in a lighter less serious tone.. links have been requested

The Blacklist (2013) S9 E1
GCarlin 2 points 2 years ago.

He’s BAAACCCKKK!

The Stand (2020)
GCarlin 2 points 3 years ago*.

whats with the overly swollen necks..im pretty sure you’ld be dead from a blocked trachea long b4 u become jabba the hutCHOO…:P…read the book in
1978…great novel..worth the read…much better than either adoptation..so far…they should have at least re-cast kareem from the old series…”bring out your dead”..he was great at that