In America there is an organized political attack on women and the right to choose what they do with their bodies. This short parody is about a woman who goes for an exam and finds that the person examining her is not a real physician but a Gynotician, a politician. Can you imagine if this actually happened to you? If you’re one of millions of American women, it has. It is happening not in an exam room, but in a room with marbled floors, expensive pens and numerous symbols of ‘freedom,’ populated by men and women in crisp suits whose ideas about ‘life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness’ are rooted in illogical double-standards and hypocrisies that boggle the mind.