Not every school faculty has the children’s best interest at heart. Meet the staff of William H. Taft Elementary: an offensive pack of self-serving jerks, inane blockheads, and belligerent sociopaths served with the job of educating the youth of America. When the school spelling bee is just around the corner, what better way to prepare than to place bets on the participants based on race and gender roles? But when sixth-grade teacher Mitch realizes not every Indian kid is an A-student and music teacher April tries to make up for her own school-age failures, a monkey wrench is thrown into the works. Meanwhile, kindergarten teacher Darryl and his brother Kurt relive their childhoods when a world of new adventure opens up in the form of their favorite boyhood playthings.