It’s Detective Paul Perry’s anniversary, but like a lot of husbands - he has waited until the last minute to buy his wife a gift. He runs into a known diamond dealer on the street to buy a diamond. Detective Perry then encounters a slew of unfortunate events. His car gets stolen, the dealer makes off with his money and his bling, he drops his phone and it breaks, he stops a hooker on the street to use her phone, while paying her to use her phone his wife sees him and then beats him unconscious and the hooker then takes his money. With no phone, money or car, he looks to the heavens to ask God why he’s doing this. As he is asking, a street dancer bumps into Perry, knocking him into oncoming traffic. Back at the precinct, Perry explains to his wife what happened and she forgives him.