Unspeakable (2002)
=CountZer0= 4 points 2 years ago. (Contains Spoilers)

this one is purely a vanity project. whoever this pavan guy is, i guarantee he has a massive trust-fund or family money behind him. this is self produced. he wrote. he directed it. he “stars” in it. he bought it along with the biggest names he could wheedle/cajole/threaten/whatever to go along with it. and i bet it wasn’t cheap, I’d be very surprised if the actors didn’t cost more than the entire rest of the production. and finally, he got what he paid for (& produced, directed and starred, etc…) an absolute abomination of filmic delusion that he can nevertheless show people & prove he was actually in a movie with some real actors…. yay him! like self-publishing a book but 9 trillion times more expensive.