JesseOG's comments

Doomlands (2022)
Dethkids 2 points 2 years ago.

That’s the point lol Good eye though

JesseOG 3 points 2 years ago.

It should outdo who its ripping off no? The formula for Doomsday Bros works this is a mess.

Doomlands (2022)
JesseOG 3 points 2 years ago.

This show feels like a less formulaic Doomsday Brothers. Its ok but too similar too Doomsday Bros for me.

Defendor (2010)
ghostspider 4 points 2 years ago*.

wow i didn’t know this movie existed.

JesseOG 2 points 2 years ago.

“Super” is a good movie like this if you haven’t seen that one.

Amityville Uprising (2022)
ShadowSide 3 points 2 years ago.

They already have one with sharks amityville island I think it was called 😂

JesseOG 2 points 2 years ago.

Jaws was filmed on AMITY ISLAND thats too sweet a coincidence to not make a b-movie with the premise. Still better than Ouija Shark I’m sure lol.

A World of Worlds: Rise of the King (2021)
JesseOG 1 points 2 years ago.

I don’t know why more people don’t make their own cosplay movies like this with their D and D campaigns. That said its unwatchable but if you were in it it might be fun to watch again just for fun.

Mother, May I Sleep with Danger? (1996)
JesseOG -1 points 2 years ago.

These movies were a dime a dozen back then but anyone falling that hard for Tori Spelling seemed ridiculous. Now she’s “trapped” in a marriage with a man who got numerous tattoos of her right before her dad died and left her millions,scary stuff.

Black Friday (2021)
JesseOG 3 points 2 years ago.

I expected more from Bruce and Jai White but a little is better than none of them I guess.

Warrioress (2015)
JesseOG 0 points 2 years ago.

This is pretty good for an almost fan made movie. Especially if you like the genre.

Addams Family Reunion (1998)
irdulili 7 points 2 years ago.

The version of Salem’s Lot with Rob Lowe and Donald Sutherland was a made-for-TV movie and it was flipping awesome. You never know.

JesseOG 2 points 2 years ago.

Well that wasn’t brought to us by the visionaries who gave us Power Rangers like this was.

Addams Family Reunion (1998)
Deepfield67 3 points 2 years ago.

I didn’t even know this movie existed. It must have gone straight to video. Unfortunate, I love Tim Curry, I considered watching it just for him but your comment has dissuaded me.

JesseOG 2 points 2 years ago.

It was a tv movie. Did you expect ROOTS?

Ten Year Old Tom (2021)
JesseOG 3 points 2 years ago.

YES! I loved Life and times of Tim its about time they gave the show another go. Tom is just as funny I can’t wait to see what awkward situations he gets into.

No One Gets Out Alive (2021)
JesseOG 2 points 2 years ago.

Netflix quality muddyness. Its ok if you like movies positioning themselves as one thing then turning to another without purpose or feeling. 1.5/5

The Witch Who Came from the Sea (1976)
JesseOG 2 points 2 years ago.

All the links have commentary tracks over them if thats your thing.

The Suicide Squad (2021)
John Blackstone 0 points 2 years ago.

I didn’t really care about it. Was ok but it also felt fake as hell.

JesseOG 6 points 2 years ago.

How is a movie with a shark and weasel man going to look real? Its a comic book movie not a documentary lighten up lol.

The Suicide Squad (2021)
WiseIQ -2 points 2 years ago.

This is without a doubt the worst comic book movie ever made. It makes the first Suicide Squad look like a masterpiece. The jokes and gags fell flat just very cringe cheesy humor throughout and it amazes me how viewers saw the film and act like it’s the best thing ever smh to each is own I guess.

JesseOG 3 points 2 years ago.

Its not supposed to be high art. Its a superhero movie in the style of Machete if you came out of either complaining about anything you missed the point.

The Suicide Squad (2021)
irdulili 3 points 2 years ago.

Wow! You did it, James Gunn! You made a movie that didn’t suck! I laughed just about the whole time.

JesseOG 6 points 2 years ago.

Super was pretty dope. Slither and Dawn of the dead too if we want to count writing credits.

The Suicide Squad (2021)
Yellowbeard 3 points 2 years ago.

No hype or fanboying - that was terrible, they spent a ton of money, it’s still terrible.

JesseOG 4 points 2 years ago.

How would you be fanboying if you hated it? It was really fun like the rest of the comments suggest.

A Classic Horror Story (2021)
JesseOG 0 points 2 years ago.

It was ok at best. Its your basic horror road trip turned into Midsommer. I’d compare the beginning to Hills have eyes maybe but thats giving it way too much credit. 2/5

Les Frères Apocalypse (2020)
JesseOG 1 points 2 years ago.

Not a bad show. Worth a watch if you like adult cartoons. I find the Linda Hamilton character a bit challenging to watch but otherwise pretty fun stuff.

Vicious Fun (2021)
JesseOG 2 points 2 years ago. (Contains Spoilers)

Easily the best movie from Black Fawn. The villains were all fun and the final scene is at the drive in I go to but the lead bad guys overacting ruins almost every scene he’s in. Is he suppose dot be the Joker? American Psycho? Who could know or care. 3/5

Vicious Fun (2021)
Kid Kryptonite 4 points 2 years ago. (Contains Spoilers)

This was vicious fun to watch indeed. I remember seeing a similar movie except it focused around a self help group of assassins which are kinda the same as serial killers. I enjoyed the whole cast of characters and seeing the violent melee going on. One of the best horror comedies I’ve seen this year, highly recommend checking it out.

JesseOG 2 points 2 years ago. (Contains Spoilers)

Was the other movie SUSHI GIRL? This movie had that vibe to me but cheaper.

Friends: The Reunion (TV Special 2021) (2021)
Snowdrop 2 points 2 years ago. (Contains Spoilers)

I can’t believe we waited all these years and all they did was film them sitting around and chatting :( :( If this was ALL they were ever going to do, why did they wait so long to do it? Making everyone assume it was going to be a movie catching up with the characters we know and love at their current time in life… What a disappointment!

JesseOG 3 points 2 years ago.

This is what it was advertised as. No one hyped a FRIENDS movie. We knew Ross and Rachels kid and Paul Rudd weren’t involved and this was what we were getting. If it does well maybe you’ll get what you wanted. These people were paid far too well for them to come back and act without putting out a feeler show to see if people even want it. Especially with all those Friends isn’t funny memes going around.

Mythic Quest (2020)
JesseOG 1 points 2 years ago.

This show should be watchable but it feels like a c class Community and the actors involved deserve better.

The Barbarian and the Troll (2021)
JesseOG 5 points 3 years ago.

Me and my 6 year old both dig this. The humor is pixar movie quality and the songs don’t feel as forced or annoying compared to most kids fare.

The Simpsons (1989)
fashygoy 2 points 3 years ago.

Alright, im done with this its just become awful and overtly pandering. Ive watch this show since before I could remember but its gone so far down hill over the past couple of years its not worth the 20mins anymore. RIP to a once good show.

JesseOG -2 points 3 years ago.

Morrissey is that you?

South Park (1997) S24 Special
booger 1 points 3 years ago. (Contains Spoilers)

Matt and Trey at it again, trying to push their evil Canadian agenda down the throats of regular everyday normal people. When will this insanity end!?! What’s next? Tim Hortons USA? Freedom Fries covered in cheese curd and drowned in delicious beef gravy? I SAY THEE NAY! We must resist the Red Maple Leaf menace by any means necessary.

JesseOG 3 points 3 years ago.

There are Tims in the USA already…

Family Guy (1999) S19 E11
JesseOG 2 points 3 years ago.

One of the best episodes in awhile.

Loudermilk (2017)
Jmac1230 0 points 3 years ago.

Season three came out December 31,2020 in Canada. I requested links in the forum 3 weeks ago…..come on ya hosers eh

JesseOG -1 points 3 years ago.

New episodes haven’t aired in Canada yet.

Freddy vs. Jason (2003)
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JesseOG 1 points 3 years ago.

Weird take. When this movie came out it was what we had waited for. Kane Hodder hadn’t made a successful Friday movie so why not replace him,its too PG but you’re sad the tits are a stand in(which is standard practice in film). You’re all over the place like this movie was. It was just supposed to be fun like Bride of Chucky. Ronny Yu directed both and both do a decent job of updating 80s horror icons no matter how dated they seem now.

Dark Heritage (2006)
JesseOG 0 points 3 years ago.

This movie is from 1989 not 2006.

A.P. Bio (2018)
VacantField42 1 points 3 years ago.

Agreed with both: The Mick was hilarious and networks ruin a lot of great tv. Question, it seems that there is content missing from each episode during season 3. Binging it now and it seems that the tranistions b/w episodes are missing—if they do exist. The psycho-sarcasm for AP Bio makes this a favorite of mine…does anyone else have info? The plot jumps a lot b/w episodeswondering if that is exclusive Peacock content or just the way they are now writing the show??? Grateful for the links!

JesseOG 1 points 3 years ago.

I think they think “Previously on…” without it being on the show is funny to the writers. Episode 3 is unwatchable for this.

A.P. Bio (2018)
Vigile 3 points 3 years ago.

I will never understand on visceral level how this show survived while the vastly superior “The Mick” was cancelled.

JesseOG 2 points 3 years ago.

Two different networks with different audiences. This is a typical NBC show. FOX hasn’t shown something edgy that wasn’t animated since COPS was on there. Mythic Quest is just as middle of the road as this and will probably see at least 4 seasons.

The King of Staten Island (2020)
JesseOG 2 points 3 years ago.

No humor or heart to be seen here. It felt like a bad Adam Sandler movie from the late 90s where he was the lovable loser then… but this movie doesn’t have anywhere to go and everyone has to act down to the stars level which makes the whole thing feel really cheap.

Verotika (2020)
JesseOG 0 points 4 years ago.

I read this got walked out of in theaters and I see why. Unless people went to a peep show and were into softcore 90s women being edgy. That said I could see some people liking this movie and it finding an audience it wasn’t even worth a laugh to me though.

Jacob's Ladder (2019)
JesseOG 0 points 4 years ago.

Made for tv quality makes this thing really hard to watch if this was made for NF it would make sense.

The Simpsons (1989) S31 E12
JesseOG -3 points 4 years ago.

Who would have thought the sea captain had a wife?

Candy Corn (2019)
JesseOG 0 points 4 years ago.

They let you know what to expect with the grindhouse opening at the start. Cheap,violent,random boobs,c horror stars you might see at a con 2.5/5

Catfish: The TV Show (2012) S8 E5
JesseOG 0 points 4 years ago.

That girl was a terrible liar.

OutMatched (2020)
JesseOG -2 points 4 years ago. (Contains Spoilers)

The piefucker got a show? Does every other actor have a steady gig?

Color Out of Space (2020)
JesseOG -1 points 4 years ago.

I expected more. Mandy was a tour de force this was straight to video barely above NF quality fluff. I was lookign forward to a Lovecraft movie done right as this had been advertised but besides a few nice practical effects the movies not worth the time. They could have edited the first 34 minutes and it might have been more watchable. 2.5/5

Jay and Silent Bob Reboot (2019)
JesseOG -1 points 4 years ago.

I really wanted to like it. The first hour was forced dad jokes and “malls are old lol”,”haven’t you heard of netflix and chill?” schtick that fall flat before whatever punchline hits trying to be modern meanwhile no one is under 40 and Jays mouth looks depressing. The last half hour was decent fan service but the rest was pretty tired. Fred Armisen and Tommy Chong are the only actual laughs. 2/5

Antrum: The Deadliest Film Ever Made (2019)
JesseOG -1 points 4 years ago.

This movie is just bad. I think they blew their budget between the altar and opening credit scene.

While She Was Out (2009)
JesseOG -2 points 4 years ago.

This movies trash and whoever wrote it may have never spoken to a real black person before.

Creepshow (2019) S1 E6
JesseOG -1 points 4 years ago.

2nd segment was probably the best of the season.

Dog Soldiers (2002)
JesseOG -1 points 4 years ago.

2/5 Slow moving,poorly plotted and downright boring. I see comments on here with praise for this one but even among werewolf movies its not top 10.

GLOW (2017) S2 E9
JesseOG -1 points 4 years ago.

Who would have suspected a cameo from the kid from the Sandlot lol. At least he’s well casted as a pervert.

Creepshow (2019) S1 E5
JesseOG -3 points 4 years ago.

The effects on that guy burning was terrible,otherwise the first part is imo the best story they’ve done so far which isn’t saying a whole lot.

Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark (2019)
JesseOG -3 points 4 years ago.

I expected Goosebumps type fare from the pg rating but the atmosphere and sound made this creepier than most hard R or “unrated” movies. 4/5

Joker (2019)
NoxllockZ -5 points 4 years ago.

i like you compare it with Taxi Driver and Natural Born Killers . but this is just a silly movie about a whocares fictional thing . the ending is a start to some new dark script thou -

JesseOG -1 points 4 years ago.

A new beginning to something dark or a weak ending to a weakly thought out dream sequence positioned as a movie?

Joker (2019)
JesseOG -5 points 4 years ago.

A decent journey with a terrible finish. Not really worth the hype of being dark or twisted. Not Taxi Driver or Natural Born Killers or even the Dark Knight really. Not any JOKER level crazyness either but at the end does the JOKER even exist? Again a terrible ending 2.5/5