In this film within a film, Alex, a young writer, is busy trying to put the finishing touches on his latest romance story, ‘Emily’s Sketchbook’ despite a serious case of writer’s block and interruptions from an uncouth housemate. Unfortunately for Alex, Quinn, the leading man in his story has aspirations of being an action hero and continually tries to steer Alex’s ‘mushy, sissy’ plot into an adventure packed melee. Alex must fight hard to keep his innocent love tale from being lost to a horde of pirates, ninjas, zombies, terrorists and irate gourmet chefs. However, the biggest surprise of all comes when leading lady Emily decides to take matters into her own hands.