Year 1810. Bride can’t find her soon-to-be-husband, Humpty Dumpty, and asks her wedding planner to help her out. Wedding planner dealt with Humpty before, and knew what he was up to. She find him sitting on the wall, taking huge puffs of paint. Humpty is too intoxicated from paint fumes to be rational, and tries to blow her off. After a while, he opens up his heart, and tells wedding planner why he really doesn’t want to be married. Officer from Department of King’s Horses steps in, and asks Humpty to come down the wall. Humpty ignores the officer, which angers the officer, who threatens Humpty. Humpty gets fed up, and attacks the officer, but he simply falls off the wall, and breaks.