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Vampire's Kiss (1989)
stormbringer 0 points 4 years ago.

This was Cage at his best… the movie will either crack you up or bore you to death, but is loaded with Cage-isms b4 his time, and still goes down as a classic for me. Sadly, I’ve actually met people this fucked up! haha

The Mandalorian (2019) S1 E1
stormbringer 0 points 4 years ago.

Nice… this is gonna be a great series! VERY well done!

His Dark Materials (2019)
greyfur 1 points 4 years ago.

I’m swiping that too! My God, that’s freaking awesome, hell, I’m writing that down, just to make sure I don’t forget!

stormbringer 2 points 4 years ago.

ikr? I already called my daughter that once tonight… cracked her the fuck up lmao

Joker (2019)
Joker (2019)
octoberswill -5 points 4 years ago.

you get the last word….lelz

stormbringer 2 points 4 years ago.

entertaining, but wtf is lelz??

Dog Soldiers (2002)
Themoo 1 points 4 years ago.

Easily one of the best Werewolf films, in a world where good Werewolf films are exceedingly rare. There’s American Werewolf in London at the very top, and Dog Soldiers possibly 2nd best of the genre, sharing that spot with Silver Bullet.

stormbringer 0 points 4 years ago.

Make that an even 4… LOVED this one! Gritty af, and not overproduced… keeps the man side of lycanthropy alive in the moment. Great backdrop too.

Frankenpenis (1996)
stormbringer -2 points 4 years ago.

LMAO “John Wayne Bobbit!” ffs

Frankenpenis (1996)
stormbringer -1 points 4 years ago.

Truthfully, this is probably a lot like Human Centipede… a horrible trainwreck that for some reason you just have to at least look at. Personally, I think they should go with “Cocknado” if its shock value you’re after.

Harriet (2019)
MissMorgue -5 points 4 years ago. (Contains Spoilers)

Please note when watching this film it does not accurately depict the life of Harriet Tubman - the actress who is playing her has made countless disparaging remarks about the people whose ancestors were slaves (her own ancestry has been called into question as she is from a cast of people who were in fact black slavers that sold captured people into slavery to non-black slavers)
The White Plantation owner who saves her in the film is a work of fiction as is the black slave bounty hunter who was attempting to kill her.

This film spits on the truth that is a wonderful woman who free’d countless men, women and children.

stormbringer -3 points 4 years ago.

spits on…? embellishes, maybe. seriously? Its still a movie, and added elements for entertainment’s sake are sort of to be expected. Not withstanding is the fact that many other such instances may have, and very well could have happened in her life… camera crews and historians piece together and recreate, and thus, take creative liberties here and there. So what. Its kind of a given that not everything in movies like this happened exactly as retold… welcome to storytelling 101… and thus, a series of events becomes a story, a story becomes a legend… a legend evolves into myth and lives forever.

Sphere (1998)
tedoslim -5 points 4 years ago.

no

stormbringer 1 points 4 years ago.

blasphemer!

Coherence (2014)
stormbringer 1 points 4 years ago.

Twisted and cool… almost ranks up there with Triangle for mindfuckery… 7/10

Angel of Mine (2019)
stormbringer -1 points 4 years ago.

A slow burn, and a little bit predictable, yet still worth watching. 7/10

The Drop (2014)
NoxllockZ 2 points 4 years ago.

one of these “not sure why i like this one,but i do” movies

stormbringer 1 points 4 years ago.

Exactly… well said. Once again, I think its simply Noomi-magenatism… Tom Hardy is a great presence as well.

Dead Man Down (2013)
stormbringer 0 points 4 years ago.

A seriously gripping movie for some reason… maybe its Noomi. Noomi rocks. This is definitely an above par action/thriller. Highly recommend. 8/10

South Park (1997) S23 E5
stormbringer 1 points 4 years ago.

Loved it!! As usual, the boys delivered another twisted and hilarious episode!!

The Plague (2006)
Canuckian 5 points 4 years ago.

Someone please ban this spammer…thanks. If we allow one RAT in, we will be overrun in no time. Can’t believe people actually fall for this shit.

stormbringer 1 points 4 years ago.

Deliver these fucktards to Silverrain… she’s exceptionally good at wiping out their very existence and all footprints they’ve left. I’ll give her this asshat. Thx Canuckian

Northmen - A Viking Saga (2014)
stormbringer -2 points 4 years ago.

Not bad at all! Leagues above most of the B-rate bandwagon-jumping Viking flics out there, and while hardly a “saga,” it did carry itself well and deliver some great period based entertainment. Good characters, good acting, typical but decent storyline. 7/10

Eli (2019)
stormbringer -2 points 4 years ago.

Surprisingly good movie! Definitely worth a watch. Has some good twists and turns that keep it interesting. 420 out of a possible 666

Vikings (2013) S4 E15
stormbringer -1 points 4 years ago.

Knee deep into a re-binge of the series, it comes to my attention that season 4 was really the peak… Had they ended it after the infamous historical event that occurs at the end of this season, it would have felt more “complete,” and probably made a better launch pad for several spin-off sagas to be told completely separate of Ragnar’s tale. I.E. Bjorn Ironside’s exploits could have clearly been their own mini-series… Ivar the Boneless most definitely could have been much more than a poorly casted side note… and then of coarse, Erik the Red and Leif Eriksson, which I believe is the only actually forthcoming spinoff series planned. Instead, the portrayal of events as they have been presented feels rather anticlimactic and has somewhat tarnished the reputation this epic series has commanded since its beginning. That said, I am enjoying this re-binge almost more than the first go around, mainly because I’m catching things I seem to have missed, as well as the obvious not-needing-to-wait-a-week thing… Anyone who has not yet seen this show definitely has been missing out! Being of Norwegian heritage and growing up hearing some of these stories, I am obviously a little biased, and have tried across the board to overlook the liberties they took with the presentation of facts, but aside from some historical inaccuracies and chronological over-consolidation for ease of storytelling, this series is as great a rendition of the saga as it is to hear it around a campfire from the most colorful and animated family member or storyteller. Straight up 10/10

The Fighting Prince of Donegal (1966)
stormbringer -1 points 4 years ago.

WTF this horse shit has to do with the movie, I fail to see… spam somewhere else. The pop ups here are bad enough without the user forums being flogged by salesmen as well.

Vikings (2013) S1 E1
stormbringer -2 points 4 years ago.

Time for a re-binge… we’re creeping up on the 6th and final season. God, I love Lagertha! “You couldn’t kill me if you tried for a hundred years” She’s my future ex-wife.

Faces of Death II (1981)
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stormbringer -2 points 4 years ago.

Yeah, I remember these well from back in the 80s… gratuitous tripe. Anyone who gets off on this shit should just man up, grab an m-16, and join the military. See how cool it is when its your brother’s head and its 2 feet away. I don’t fear death and I’m not squeamish at all, but glorifying it is fucked up. The novelty wears thin when its irl, just sayin. I guess people are just curious by nature.

The Great Wall (2017)
nikkimckelvy 2 points 4 years ago.

Lol. Yeah, Mongolian warriors and ancient feudal warring had nothing to do with the wall being built! (he… he… he…). I lost count of all the faux pas and was laughing all the way through it.

stormbringer -1 points 4 years ago.

Ha ha yep. Very entertaining movie tho… I had a great time watching it for sure. I’d still highly recommend it to anyone who likes these larger than life epic fantasy/ tied into real history type of tales… Hollywood grandeur at its best!

The Great Wall (2017)
nikkimckelvy 2 points 4 years ago.

I can handle the female general. I can handle the outright acceptance of a foreigner into Chinese ranks (despite the fact that Chinese have never accepted foreigners into their military). I can even handle the demon warriors, but glass in ancient China? They used paper! That’s just too much.

stormbringer 0 points 4 years ago.

lol yeah, we better keep it historically accurate when we show the army of supra-intelligent demon dragon-beasties from the planet Zyborgh 7 that crash landed in northern China and were the real reason the wall was built lmao… c’mon, seriously? Glass was the one historically unacceptable storytelling faux pas? lol allright… ;)

Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)
stormbringer -3 points 4 years ago.

A happy little feel good gem for the entire family… 4 yellow daisies out of five ;)

The Great Wall (2017)
stormbringer 0 points 4 years ago.

Pretty damn epic! 8/10

The Irishman (2019)
stormbringer -2 points 4 years ago.

I think this is a different side of the story of The Irishman told in Kill the Irishman… also a true story: https://www.primewire.li/movie/571320-watch-kill-the-irishman

Haywire (2012)
stormbringer 0 points 4 years ago.

Pretty good movie… Fassbender, McGregor, Tatum, Douglass, Banderas… seriously, even the backup actors were A list for such a low key action debut for one fighter. She definitely kicked serious ass tho

Dracula Untold (2014)
stormbringer 2 points 4 years ago.

A hard movie to get sick of seeing… 9/10

Stuber (2019)
stormbringer 1 points 4 years ago.

Not usually much for these types of silly flics, but this was actually pretty funny. Good action, good witty humor, and some unexpected shit here and there. Worth watching for sure…

The Young Cannibals (2020)
stormbringer -1 points 4 years ago.

Kinda estoopid. Started out with some Sean of the Dead humourous moments and then seemed to lose its momentum when it tried to get creepy. One time watch on a rainy day when your girlie’s away and you’re too tired to choke it? sure… why not 3.142/10

The Osiris Child (2017)
stormbringer 0 points 4 years ago.

Pretty damn good! Made by the same cats who brought us Infini… starring several of the same blokes 8/10

Frequently Asked Questions About Time Travel (2009)
stormbringer 0 points 4 years ago.

Fucking priceless! 10/10

Midsommar (2019)
ari3lsss 0 points 4 years ago.

I mean.. who looks like the bigger cry baby, the person who down voted your comment or you for making another childish comment getting all butthurt over a down vote? Come on man..how pathetic can you be? I would down vote your comments myself if my iPad showed that option.

stormbringer -8 points 4 years ago*.

or how about the dbag who didn’t even get that I was being facetious… yeah, look it up, I’ll wait. That was actually a light hearted jab at the idiots who whine endlessly about getting down voted, but I guess that blew right over your head. You’re probably one of them from how you felt the need to wax idiotic over something so petty… and then to brand name-drop as if we’re supposed to be impressed.. both pretentious and pathetic. yawwwwwn

Midsommar (2019)
stormbringer -4 points 4 years ago.

Cool movie! Why, it was everything I always imagined the Midsommar festival to be like in Sweden. Norway’s isn’t near as much fun! This is what happens when you can’t handle your mushroom-flavoured mead lol

stormbringer -8 points 4 years ago.

awwwww… someone didn’t likey me little comment and down voted it… boo hoo butthurt waah waaahhhh goo goo.

Midsommar (2019)
stormbringer -3 points 4 years ago.

Pretty freakin intense… 7.5/10

Thale (2012)
stormbringer -2 points 4 years ago.

Good movie, but the absolute worst subtitle translation I’ve ever seen… wtf, did they pull this shite right off their Commodore 64 translator software disc from the 80’s? Jesus Tapdancing Christ…. Its making me unlearn the little bit of Norwegian I do speak!

The Shamer's Daughter (2015)
stormbringer -2 points 4 years ago.

EXCELLENT. This is one movie I would love to see reboot for the English speaking audiences… Great story, great cadence and just the right amount of tension. Could’ve elaborated on the ending… my only real complaint. Another 10 minutes wouldn’t have been wasted. 8/10

Aniara (2019)
stormbringer 0 points 4 years ago.

Very cool. Kinda like Cargo (the swiss sci fi, not the aussie zombie flic), but much more twisted storyline. Props to kingarco66 for turning me onto this one, and a big SKÅL! to the uploader!!!

Escape (2012)
stormbringer 3 points 4 years ago.

I loved this movie. Saw this a while back where it wasn’t dubbed in English and it was MUCH better! Not a big fan of voice-dubbing. I’d much rather see a film in it’s original language and read subtitles if I don’t understand it. Voice tone and deflection is one of the nuances of great acting. Anyway, solid movie… good from start to finish. 7/10

The Veil of Twilight (2014)
stormbringer -4 points 4 years ago. (Contains Spoilers)

Great Norwegian thriller/mystery/whateverthefuck… Forgot I saw this one before without the subs… kinda skewed translations, but still good 7/10

Bloodline (2019)
stormbringer -5 points 4 years ago.

Cool idea and story but had the cadence of a funeral procession. Good for a watch to be sure.

Cold Prey III (2010)
stormbringer -3 points 4 years ago.

Great prequel to the Fritt Vilt Norwegian slasher trilogy. These ranked right up there with any of the horror movies coming out of Hollywood these days. 7/10

Cold Prey 2 (2008)
stormbringer -2 points 4 years ago.

Very good… almost cooler than the first one. Definite direct sequel to Fritt Vilt 7/10

Cold Prey (2006)
stormbringer -2 points 4 years ago.

A good Norwegian slasher… Fritt Vilt has 2 more sequels, tho I’m not sure if they’ve got the subtle quality this one had… or the eye candy. We’ll see. Takk for opplastingen! 7/10

Spring (2015)
stormbringer -2 points 4 years ago.

A very unique movie… very good on the drama and story end, though a bit low budget. Had a kind of indie feel that just worked. Definitely worth the watch if you like supernatural/ sci fi films. The lead actress is my future ex-wife

Artik (2020)
stormbringer -4 points 4 years ago*.

I can’t think of a word to describe this… Shmooblydong?? no…close, but no…

Spider-Man: Far from Home (2019)
stormbringer -3 points 4 years ago.

Fun, but pretty predictable. Lacked the stuff that makes spiderman flics so damn cool. 7/10

Spider-Man: Far from Home (2019)
BruceLeeFan88 -2 points 4 years ago.

Ummm, am I missing something here? Didn’t Peter die in Endgame? I’m confused.

stormbringer -2 points 4 years ago.

that was infinity wars.. the “blip,” man… it was the blip lol

Beforeigners (2019) S1 E4
stormbringer 2 points 4 years ago.

This show is great! Good fun, good acting, crazy plot, crazy-ass shieldmaidens… what’s not to like?