JadeEnigma's comments

SAS: Rogue Warriors (2017) S1 E1
greyfur -3 points 4 years ago.

Yeah,never fails. Every damn time,you put one damn link up for something, and it’s worthless. fucking site is just amazing. Never fails to fuck some body up when they want to watch something.

JadeEnigma 3 points 4 years ago.

Link worked just fine for me. Sorry you’re having trouble. :-(

Leave the World Behind (2023)
random000 0 points 6 months ago*.

Our problem with this isn’t that it’s a lift from The Happening, it’s that Julia is in it. This is a chick who drove her sister to suicide then had the nerve to say to her family that it had to happen & she was happy that it happened. Like Mel Gibson’s antisemitism, there’s just no coming back from that. No amount of words will make it right. Some of these celebrities have to be left behind & she’s one of them.

JadeEnigma 3 points 6 months ago.

I was unaware of this. I’ll look it up, thank you.

The Falcon and The Winter Soldier (2021) S1 E5
JadeEnigma 3 points 3 years ago.

Getting better every episode, wonderful to watch. Terrific.

Leave the World Behind (2023)
random000 4 points 6 months ago.

It’s so shocking it definitely causes a jolt of disbelief. Personally could care less about celebrity personals, but it’s different if it’s severe.

JadeEnigma 3 points 6 months ago.

You’re not wrong.

Party Down (2009) S2 E5
nowt 2 points 3 years ago. (Contains Spoilers)

Was everything I dreamed: Breasts of Unusual Size.

JadeEnigma 3 points 3 years ago. (Contains Spoilers)

That’s enough for me. I’m in.

Greyhound (2020)
Krl246 5 points 3 years ago*.

You prob don’t remember talking to me like a lunatic in a previous post and flaming me in chat. Now your talking to me like I’m one of your glitter fiends, this is disconcerting to me. But, I was informed that I face consequences for my previous comment so I’m removing it.

JadeEnigma 3 points 3 years ago.

I do not remember that, I’m afraid. But I do apologise, and I mean that sincerely. I was not a good person in the past, and I said some horrible things, but not remembering it does not clear me of the responsibility for it. I really am sorry.

Stillwater (2021)
Birdsforme 9 points 2 years ago. (Contains Spoilers)

I am used to seeing Matt Damon in more action movies. This one is slow and more reflective, with undertones of desperation and hopelessness. To me, Matt Damon played the script exactly right. It just is not the kind of movie that brings up ones adrenaline or made me high having watched it. I dont think any awards will be one for it. But with no great highs, heroes or excitement, I think it is much closer to real life that most movies. A solid three stars for me, mainly for Mr. Damon nailing the character.

JadeEnigma 3 points 2 years ago.

I third that! Wonderfully engagi8ng film.

Leave the World Behind (2023)
random000 4 points 6 months ago.

We looked long & hard to find material that would refute police findings & legal conclusions, yet found none.

JadeEnigma 3 points 6 months ago.

So I looked it up. ☹️

Damn.

Leave the World Behind (2023)
grasshopper rex 6 points 5 months ago*.

We see the world through very different eyes. Mine see a land of plenty where half a million people are homeless and an estimated 2K of them die every year just from exposure to the elements. A country where 50K die every year due to lack of access to adequate health care or life-saving medications. If we can’t take care of our most vulnerable when times aren’t that hard what hope is there that we would do better in a post-apocalyptic world?

JadeEnigma 3 points 5 months ago*.

I can’t disagree with you there, but my point was that we would not as a species become animalistic and “everyone for themselves” in that situation, as every apocalyptic film seems to say we would. Most of the world doesn’t have these same issues. The majority of the world is doing well that way even now, and most countries do not have the problems you list. My point still stands.

Leave the World Behind (2023)
grasshopper rex 3 points 5 months ago*. (Contains Spoilers)

Faith will leave one ill-prepared and vulnerable if that isn’t the case. Doubt is the best course and if I am wrong then I am pleasantly surprised, but still far better equipped for a worst case scenario. :)

JadeEnigma 3 points 5 months ago.

You will be pleasantly surprised, I’m sure. We have proven it time and time again. The worst of us may rise for a short time, may make a lot of noise and stomping of the feet, but the best of us always rises higher and buries them.

Das Boot (1985) S1 E4
random000 3 points 6 months ago*. (Contains Spoilers)

Thank you- saves time! No idea on Earth why anyone would thumbs down this, but I give a thumbs up. Boo to that thumb.

JadeEnigma 3 points 6 months ago.

Ditto for your comment from me. And thanks to Al for reminding me of this adaption!

Reptile (2023)
JadeEnigma 3 points 7 months ago.

We watched this the other day and were totally invested within just a few minutes. Benecio Del Toro carries this, and very well. Highly recommended for an intriguing and surprising neo-noir mystery.

Vanilla Sky (2001)
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JadeEnigma 3 points 3 years ago.

IKR??

drops glitter in the shape of a confused raised eyebrow emoji from her hands as she…raises an eyebrow in confusion

Shetland (2013) S7 E6
Alien 3 points 7 months ago*.

I can’t believe Douglas Henshall left this show. It’s outrageous!!!
Who’s going to fill the Jimmy Perez-sized hole? He’s now appearing in this series:
https://www.primewire.tf/tv/1420872-who-is-erin-carter

JadeEnigma 3 points 7 months ago.

He what?! What’s Shetland without Perez??

Gran Turismo (2023)
Alien 3 points 8 months ago.

Good movie. David Harbour was good, too.

JadeEnigma 3 points 8 months ago.

Yeah, he is in most things he does so that would be enough to find me considering a “car movie” again.

The Winter King (2023) S1 E8
YgraineDance 4 points 7 months ago. (Contains Spoilers)

Yep. Everyone in this show takes the wrong path, it seems. No sense at all.
And Arthur! He puts the “dumb” in Dumnonia, with all his lousy choices and decisions! Raises eyebrows and creates enemies everywhere. SMH at the way his bullheadedness is driving the ship of state right into the rocks here. And let’s not even mention the ghastly ætheling waiting in the wings…Arthur has been warned….

JadeEnigma 3 points 7 months ago.

I had been considering this, but you make a very strong argument against it, thank you!

The Very Excellent Mr. Dundee (2020)
Alien 2 points 3 years ago*. (Contains Spoilers)

Yeah, meh. I suppose a lot of old actors like to feel relevant at least one more time in their lives. They should have let Rachael Carpani keep her Aussie accent. The best thing going for this movie is they kept Paul Hogan’s dialogue at a minimum. Oh, and we got to see Jim Jefferies for a few seconds.

JadeEnigma 3 points 3 years ago.

You make me sad :-(

Hamilton (2020)
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JadeEnigma 3 points 3 years ago.

I am trying my best, thank you for noticing :-)

The Wonder Years (2021) S1 E1
Catitos 4 points 2 years ago.

The show has not been cancelled. Ignore the insecure.

JadeEnigma 3 points 2 years ago.

Indeed.

The Outside Story (2021)
Alien 1 points 7 months ago. (Contains Spoilers)

Maaaaan, I hate happy endings!

JadeEnigma 3 points 7 months ago*.

Fibber McFibberface! You do not!

Free Guy (2021)
The Fall of the House of Usher (2023)
Susan Queen 0 points 7 months ago.

If you ever read any of Poe’s Art you would know that there was no Raven in Usher.. or Nevermore in Usher or all the other symbols and cliches that they stole from Poe. I understand its “based on” ..but do the artist some topical justice while you’re milking his Art to come up with concepts for such a nonsensical script.

JadeEnigma 3 points 7 months ago.

I tend to look at any movie based on a book to be a stand-alone work, and try to see it as separate and distinct from the original work of creativity it was inspired by. I once saw a performance of Romeo and Juliet set in the rural farmlands of Saskatchewan, with the Montagues as anglophones and the Capulets as Francophones (who spoke only French). It was wonderful. This show reminds me somewhat of that, as well as the show “Dickensian” which, as you have here, I tried very hard not to like. I am a big Dickens fan. But, alas, I loved it.

I like the inclusion of some of Poe’s other works, and thought of it as a celebration of those works. I can certainly understand why you feel differently, and there are times I have found it very difficult to seperate book from film, but I wanted to offer an alternate perspective.

Knights of God (1987)
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JadeEnigma 3 points 4 years ago*.

Socialism!!!111ONE!!11

Or glitter. One or the other.

throws glitter

Proximity (2020)
heatherzz 8 points 3 years ago.

Geeks, Canada (eh), UFOs. What’s not to love. Too many of you critics on this site, using big words strung together in a sentence(that I have to google to understand what the hell you typed)with no appreciation for the actual free movies and TV shows we have here. Let the down voting begin..(eh) :€~

JadeEnigma 3 points 3 years ago. (Contains Spoilers)

More glitter for you!

Loads her glitter cannon with little maple leaf shaped sparklies of joy

The Shining (1980)
Boraes 0 points 6 months ago*.

Who’s this ‘we’ you’re deciding to represent? Have you heard every word everyone ever spoke to another person? No? Didn’t think so. I’ve heard the line before. Not only in the classic sitcoms but knowing it from this first. Don’t project your ignorance onto others and then play the victim when you’re corrected by those who know more.
No thanks, and worst :) x

JadeEnigma 3 points 6 months ago.

C’mon folks, let’s keep it all civil, and pertinent to the film. Casting aspersions on your fellow users is against the rules and can get you in trouble.

Inside the Secret World of Incels (2019)
RiKoBa 4 points 3 years ago.

Incels are nothing but a bunch of pathetic losers who couldn’t get laid in a whorehouse with a fist full of 100 dollar bills

JadeEnigma 3 points 3 years ago*. (Contains Spoilers)

I am a left-wing liberal snowflake socialist lesbian, and I am right there with you on this one.

high five

Sorry about the glitter. Hard to wash off.

Nazo no Kanojo X (2012) S1 E2
SnakePliscan 2 points 3 years ago. (Contains Spoilers)

The whole series is literally about swapping drool, it’s hilarious :)

JadeEnigma 3 points 3 years ago.

All the more reason to watch it, and I forking hate anime!

Greyhound (2020)
grasshopper rex 1 points 3 years ago.

PEW Research Center, of which they tried to twist the data on.

JadeEnigma 3 points 3 years ago.

Aw thank you. I will Google.

The Elephant Man (1980)
Alien 2 points 3 years ago.

Hi Jade. You might want to check this out, too:
https://www.primewire.ag/movie/851277-watch-curse-of-the-elephant-man

JadeEnigma 3 points 3 years ago.

I certainly will, thank you.

The Very Excellent Mr. Dundee (2020)
Alien 3 points 3 years ago*.

I loved Paul Hogan in Crocodile Dundee. This was ok for a last hurrah movie.

JadeEnigma 3 points 3 years ago.

I agree, thank you <3

Lessons in Chemistry (2023) S1 E6
Alien 2 points 6 months ago.

I love this thread. Truly.

JadeEnigma 3 points 6 months ago*.

And it’s pertinent to the episode in question, too.

Hamilton (2020)
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JadeEnigma 3 points 3 years ago. (Contains Spoilers)

It’s musical theatre!

dances around splooging glitter in all the places it will never come out of

Hamilton (2020)
duuuuuuuuuude 0 points 3 years ago.

Nope.

JadeEnigma 3 points 3 years ago.

I dunno, man. The wigs and high heels…

Greyhound (2020)
darklighter1 1 points 3 years ago.

“will rottings your brain”? Ummmm what?

JadeEnigma 3 points 3 years ago. (Contains Spoilers)

It’s impish-speak. What, yoo no likings the silly?? Where ams yoo inner child??

Fargo (2014)
grasshopper rex 3 points 6 months ago.

Begins November 21st. The delightful Juno Temple, of Ted Lasso, will be playing Dot and in addition to Hamm and Leigh, there will be Black Mirror’s David Rysdahl, Kids in the Hall vet Dave Foley, and Stranger Things’ Joe Keery.

JadeEnigma 3 points 6 months ago.

Looking forward to that.

The Walking Dead: Daryl Dixon (2023)
leatard 1 points 8 months ago. (Contains Spoilers)

Well this killed it for me. He never woulda got to France on a Dingy

JadeEnigma 3 points 8 months ago.

But zombies are okay?

Fantastic Mr. Fox (2009)
random000 3 points 5 months ago.

Wes Anderson + stop motion animation + Clooney as a Fox + Wes himself as Weasel + Bill Murray as a Badger = a good time. Right up there with giving wet willies to your little brother.

JadeEnigma 3 points 5 months ago.

I never had a little brother, so I can only imagine. I did love this film, though!

Trump: An American Dream (2017)
grasshopper rex 2 points 4 years ago.

What, no love for irony?

JadeEnigma 3 points 4 years ago. (Contains Spoilers)

Oh, yes, I love irony very much, and I did recognise it. But I love fairy glitter too, and rainbows, and gayly spreading joy with all those things

pumps her glitter canon and narrows her eyes meaningly

Greyhound (2020)
etim 1 points 3 years ago*.

There’s lots of easy ways to connect your downloading device to your TV for free or cheap, so you don’t have the same problem in the future. Google.

JadeEnigma 3 points 3 years ago.

I connect my laptop to my TV with an HDMI cable, works like a charm.

Beacon 23 (2023) S1 E3
Alien 2 points 6 months ago.

It’s like Cersei Lannister all over again.

JadeEnigma 3 points 6 months ago.

SHAME! SHAME!

Pirate Radio (2009)
HarryDurden 10 points 2 years ago.

So this film has been around for 12 years and I only now just watched it. I had seen it ‘pop up’ before on this site and others and for whatever reason just never pulled the trigger on it. I have to say that I am very glad that I did. Solid cast with loads of great songs and just a really fun film to take in. Give it a go if you haven’t yet.

JadeEnigma 3 points 2 years ago.

A brilliant film that checks all the boxes: thought-provoking, dramatic, and gosh darn funny. thanks for commenting so it popped back up on my radar! perfect for a Friday afternoon off.

Eye of God (1997)
grasshopper rex 1 points 5 months ago.

Tim Blake Nelson’s directorial debut is based on his own play with the same name. Starring Hal Holbrook, Margo Martindale, Nick Stahl, Mary Kay Place, Kevin Anderson, and Martha Plimpton in what I feel is the best performance of her career. It’s a bleak and brutal tale told in a small Oklahoma town.

JadeEnigma 3 points 5 months ago.

I live in Oklahoma. The town doesn’t have to be small here to be bleak and brutal, trust me.

Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016)
JadeEnigma 3 points 4 years ago.

After a recent discussion with someone on the Rise of Skywalker page, I thought I would revisit Rogue One, and boy, is it good.

Party Down (2009) S2 E5
somniloquist 3 points 3 years ago. (Contains Spoilers)

Fair warning girl, they’re Guttenberg’s breasts.

JadeEnigma 3 points 3 years ago.

runs screaming from the room

Echo (2024)
grasshopper rex 4 points 4 months ago.

Really excited for this. Marvels first adult rated project and not a single wisecrack in the trailer.

JadeEnigma 6 points 4 months ago.

Me too. Should be pretty good!

On Location: George Carlin at Phoenix (TV Special 1978) (1978)
Alien 6 points 4 months ago.

wtf is wrong with people? smh

JadeEnigma 6 points 4 months ago.

Indeed.

On Location: George Carlin at Phoenix (TV Special 1978) (1978)
Alien 4 points 4 months ago.

A real “wham bam, thank you, ma’am!” time.

JadeEnigma 6 points 4 months ago.

Alrighty then!

Fantasy Island (2020)
JadeEnigma 6 points 4 years ago*.

I must say, the audio and video quality is quite good for a cam, and I really did enjoy the movie overall. I found it very entertaining, and the twistiness, often lambasted in online reviews for this film, was really not that bad at all. It did remind me of the television series in many ways. It is less a horror, though, than it is an adaption of a fantasy or even perhaps a little sci fi-ish. But yeah, really had fun with this one.

Fargo (2014) S5 E8
grasshopper rex 3 points 4 months ago.

Season one? Wtf!?

JadeEnigma 6 points 4 months ago.

I suppose maybe I should start watching it, then.

WandaVision (2021) S1 E8
ac1d -6 points 3 years ago*. (Contains Spoilers)

what the hell? i feel like im watching a movie at the end and have skipped the middle -just when i thought i understood what is happening all this happens and im more lost than ever -who was the guy taht stole visions yellow stone and why did he steal it so many questions- does anyone fully comprehend this episode? im not a marvel fan-so have i missed something ?

JadeEnigma 4 points 3 years ago.

So maybe a spoiler tag on this? some of us haven’t seen the episode yet.