He Belongs to Me (2021)
YgraineDance 2 points 1 year ago.

I have no words for how awful this movie is. Amateur hour all the way! Terrible acting, over-the-top nonsensical plot, and some of the worst sound-mixing I’ve heard. Dialogue is often whispery-quiet, then, when action and/or music starts, it cranks WAY up and shatters your eardrums if you have on headphones! Yikes.

This is very much an “I might look like I have some class but make me mad and I’ll slap yo’ ass right into next week” kind of movie. No one looks good here on account of that.
NOT recommended unless you’re looking for a clown show - and this review is coming from someone who sometimes enjoys goofy Lifetime idiocy. This dreck is way less fun than any Lifetime movie.